Gallus: Way to kill an entire lesson’s worth of time Smolder! Easiest hour of napping I’ve had so far.

Ocellus: I really enjoyed it!

Silverstream: I learnt so much! I never knew they were able to varnish a ponies room!

Sandbar: Banish ponies to the moon.

Silverstream: Oooh. That makes way more sense now.

Yona: Yona bored. Yona knew all this already.

Twilight: That’s very good Yona! I’m pleased you’re taking a proactive approach to your studies. I’m sure there are some things you can touch up on about the elements though-

Yona: No. Yak memory is best. Yona remembers all

Smolder: I call rubbish at that! No way your memory is that good

Ocellus: I don’t understand how this is meant to be a friendship lesson

Discord: Oh come now! it’s obvious what lesson i’m referencing! Waiting for you all to get it is like watching grass grow.

Yona: Yona thinks Draconequus is being silly.

Silverstream: Oooh! He looks just like how Professor Dash said Professor Rarity looked like when Trixie was in town for the first time!

Discord: Ding ding ding! Points to the winged pink sea-sausage!

Smolder: That’s not even a friendship lesson! Trixie just turned Professor Rarity’s mane green because she could!

Discord: I’m sure there’s a friendship lesson there. Go ask your other teachers. They’ll know.

Gallus: JUST TURN ME BLUE AGAIN.

Sandbar: Nothing wrong with being green *grumbles*

Smolder: Oh hey, the dynamic duo is up to it again.

Ocellus: We can’t help it! It’s so much fun!

Yona: What fun about finding small critters?

Silverstream: Come on Yona! They’re adorable!

Yona: Yona prefer to stay away. Yona no want to… um.. Yona no want to hurt critter.

Gallus: Agreed. I’ll just stay up here.

Sandbar: Definitely not because you’re scared. And do you need to use Yona’s horns as a perch?

Gallus: So Silverstream can use them but I can’t? How unfair is that!

Yona: *blinks* Griffon is where?

Smolder: Such a lightweight. In both definitions.

Silverstream: Sandbar would make an amazing changeling! He really does look like the professors!

Ocellus: I could find some flaws in that. He’s lacking horns and wings for a start.

Gallus: Myeh. Details! That can be fixed with some cardboard and sellotape.

Smolder: We should try and find some other hairstyles for him to wear! Maybe see how he could pull off a Silverstream!

Silverstream: Oh my goodness! Yes! All my yes!

Yona: Ooh! Try Yona hair! Sandbar will make great yak!

Sandbar: I will strike when you least suspect it. And my wrath will be terrible.

Smolder: Buh… Huh…. Wha…?

Silverstream: I think you broke her. Stop teasing her now ‘Celly!

Ocellus: Huh? I’m not using any magic.

Gallus: *flicks her horn* Seriously?

Ocellus: Ouch! And Yes seriously.

Gallus: Huh. Who’d’ve thunk.

Yona: *sips her hot chocolate* Yona have friends

Sandbar: And friendship is magic!

Smolder: *facedesks*

Ocellus: Everyone loves hugs! Even you.

Gallus: Shaddup.

Ocellus: That’s not a nooooooo *giggles*

Gallus: ….shaddup…

Silverstream: I always wondered why you’re very open to hugs, Smolder

Smolder: I’m not open to hugs. I’m just not very resistant to them. There’s only so long the cliff can hold up against the waves.

Sandbar: Poetic. But next time you give me a hug, can you not try to break my ribs?

Smolder: *snickers* Just showing how much I care.

Yona: Yona told Sandbar he should not have eaten Dragon’s biscuit.

Sandbar: But it was sitting right there on the table! It cried out to me in anguish.

Yona: Hippogriff means watermelon, doesn’t she?

Smolder: What is even the difference? They both use water to grow don’t they?

Gallus: Let’s ask our resident horticulturalist .

Ocellus: The seed placement insider wa-

Gallus: Nu-uh. Sandbar. You.

Sandbar: Why are you looking at me?

Gallus: Earth pony. You’re meant to grow stuff. Explain the difference.

Ocellus: I was trying to say that in watermel-

Sandbar: I don’t know anything about growing watermelons!?!

Silverstream: They’re so cuddly! That’s clearly the difference!

Ocellus: *sighs* Yeah. Let’s just go with that.

Yona: *pats Ocellus* Changeling made attempt. That is what matters.

Silverstream: Oooooh! Shiny! Where did you find that Smoldy?

Smolder: I made it!

Sandbar: Huh. Nice! It looks great!

Ocellus: I’m sorry. You made it?

Smolder: Well not the gem obviously. But I cut it down to this. It was a bit bigger before.

Gallus: By “Cut it down” do you mean you snacked on it?

Smolder: No! Well at least not all of it…

Yona: Dragon definitely ate it.

Gallus: Hah! Knew it!

Happy Hearts and Hooves to everycreature

Smolder: Somecreature must be having a good dream. Her tail is wagging.

Gallus: Doesn’t your jaw hurt? That bag contains all her books.

Sandbar: Nah. Pony jaws are quite strong.

Silverstream: Probably comes from all that singing you do!

Yona: Makes sense to Yona.

Smolder: But why not put it around your neck?

Sandbar: Meh. Too much effort. At this point I want to just get someling to bed and then snooze.

Ocellus: *snuffles and mumbles sleepily*

Ocellus: He’s not actually wrong.

Gallus: *smirks smugly*

Smolder: There is so much wrong with what he said. Why are you even defending him??

Ocellus: But his answer isn’t wrong! Well… it is. It’s presented wrong, but it’s right.

Smolder: That makes no sense!!

Sandbar: I think we should leave them to this debate

Silverstream: Yeeeeeah. I never liked trigonometry.

Yona: Yona really likes maths!

Silverstream: Really?

Yona: Yes! Maths involves mechanics. Force! Direction! Yak specialities.

Sandbar: Well I never…