Ocellus: What’ve you got planned for the weekend, Sandy?

Sandbar: An exciting action-packed weekend full of…. NOTHING!

Smolder: That sounds like the life! I still have an assignment to do for Headmare Twilight

Silverstream: Me too…

Gallus: Wait, we didn’t get given any assignments this weekend. What do you two have to write about?

Silverstream: “How ponynapping a teacher isn’t the right way to invite her to a meal”

Yona: Wait. Yellow pony snitched on friends?

Ocellus: She didn’t need to. Headmare Twilight was at Sugarcube Corner when these two barged in proudly announcing they had successfully ponynapped Professor Fluttershy.

Yona: Yona hopes friends enjoy their papers.

Silverstream: I don’t get it.

Sandbar: It was a popular story about some goats who captured spooky phantasmal creatures!

Silverstream: But why “Goat Busters”. surely. that means they capture goats?

Yona: Yona thinks ‘Goat Busters’ sounds catchy!

Gallus: And that’s what matters! One more time ‘Cell!

Smolder: Are you two going to stop singing that song anytime soon?

Ocellus: Noperino!

Sandbar: Seriously. Who gave them both chocolate again?

Fluttershy: Girls? Where are we going?

Silverstream: CUPCAKES!

Sandbar: Wait, you’re kidnapping our teacher to join us for cupcakes?

Ocellus: Why not? Professor Pinkie always joins us

Gallus: Yeah but that’s because she works at the place selling cupcakes….. somehow. How does she even find the time?

Yona: Pink pony is like Yak. Pink Pony has mission, she achieve!

Fluttershy: Oh… Pinkie Pie is going to be there too? I guess we could go for a few minutes then… 

Smolder: That’s the spirit Professor!

Silverstream: And after cupcakes… ICECREAM!

Fluttershy: oh dear…

Ocellus: There are a number of reasons why you’re so colourful.

Gallus: I’m all ears.

Ocellus: Well amongst animals, bright colours can be used for camouflage…

Yona: Griffon not very good at hiding.

Smolder: Some creatures are colourful to scare off predators into thinking they’re poisonous.

Sandbar: The only thing poisonous about Gallus are his “knock knock” jokes.

Gallus: That’s cause they kill you each time.

Silverstream: What’s the last reason?

Ocellus: Males are often very colourful when trying to attract a mate.

Gallus: Nope. Nope. Gonna just nope right out of here.

Sandbar: I’ll stick to my belief that Gallus is a Wonderbolt spy. Seems more likely.

Yona: Sandbar best! What flavour Sandbar get?

Sandbar: Strawberry Mint!

Yona: *frowns* Yona forgive Sandbar for not getting proper flavour. Sandbar still friend.

Sandbar: I can always take it back-

Yona: No! Yona happy.

Silverstream: D’aww. That’s so adorable. Hey Gallus, Can I have your milkshake?

Gallus: Go buy your own.

Silverstream: Aww….

Smolder: *snickers* What’s the chances that Sandbar tried his own milkshake and realised how disgusting it tasted?

Ocellus: Pretty high. That or he’s scared of getting brain freeze again.

Silverstream: So…. Dibs on her stuff!!

Gallus: Hey! No fair. I wanted those memory crystals of hers!

Yona: Shouldn’t friends help Ocellus?

Sandbar: Nah. It’s too late. We’ll preserve her memory through the distribution of her assets.

Ocellus: Mfmfmffmf

Yona: Yona sure she hears changeling inside towel pile.

Smolder: It’s only right for her legacy to be passed to her friends

Ocellus: MFMFFFMFFRF

Gallus: Does anyone else hear an angry buzzing sound?

Sandbar: Nope.

Ocellus: Sandbar! Gallus! Stop putting buckets above my bedroom door!

Gallus: Well you won’t go near the lake outside ever since you pushed me into it.

Sandbar: So we thought we’d bring the water to you!

Smolder: Yeeeeah. Normally I’d be all for this, but the water makes the carpet soggy so can you not?

Yona: Can Smolder not just dry carpet with fire?

Smolder: I tried that once. turns out Carpets aren’t the most heat-resistant objects in the room.

Silverstream: I remember that! The great inferno of a month ago… Good times.

Sandbar: I ran out of marshmallows that day

Ocellus: I always thought Silverstream would be more of a Buckball player, rather than spectator.

Smolder: Why’s that?

Yona: Hippogriff very athleth… athle… alilitlhe………..sporty!

Sandbar: Now to mention how hyperactive she is. She’d probably a star buckball player if she took part!

Gallus: Well I guess she has spent her whole life underwater swimming. Plenty of time to work up those muscles.

Silverstream: Hey guys! Look what I can do with my eyes!

Gallus: Nevermind. She’s just being Silverstream.

Silverstream: She’s all tuckered out!

Smolder: *mumbles* ima burn down the room….mmmm…

Gallus: So even in her sleep, she’s a pyromaniac.

Yona: She is Dragon in sleep. Why so surprised?

Gallus: I’m actually not, which is concerning since we’re in adjoining rooms…

Sandbar: It’s 3 in the afternoon. Why is she so tired?

Ocellus: She was doing a bunch of fire tricks outside with the other students. Turns out if she uses her fire too much and too quickly, it makes her sleepy.

Silverstream: So you’re saying Smolder should slow down and focus more on smouldering?

Smolder: mmmmhm….burn all the puns…*snores*