Gallus: Oh Gizzards this is HILARIOUS! How does it feel to be the one who got incinerated, Sandbar?
Sandbar: I’m re-evaluating your next Birthday Present.
Smolder: *inspects claws* Both of you Doofuses deserve to be cooked on occasion. I’m just the one who gets the honour to do so.
Yona: Yona concerned. Yona think Yaks more flammable than Ponies
Silverstream: That’s okay Yona! Smolder only picks on the boys
Ocellus: For now, at least.
Sandbar: Hey Smolder. Did you get TIED UP with homework today?
Smolder: Hey Sandbar. What temperature does a Pony’s coat catch fire?
Ocellus: Well technically, if we’re speaking about when does it spontaneously combust without oxidation.
Gallus: I think she’s implying that there will be oxidation. Lots of fiery dragon-based oxidation
Yona: Today isn’t Ox-dayshun! It’s Sundayshun!
Silverstream: Ooooh Is Smolder going to set Sandbar on fire? I wonder if he’ll get all fluffy like Gallus did!
Sandbar: Woah. Trippy.
Gallus: My eyes just HURT watching that.
Smolder: Hey Ocellus. You alive?
Ocellus: Eugh… Weird headache. And a sudden craving for Jellyfoals
Yona: Yona blame Discord. He’s been lurking around all week!
Silverstream: Hey Everyone! Rarity gave me this AMAZING Scarf! I got you all one too!
Ocellus: Gimmi!
Discord: Don’t you remember how much fun we had together Sandy? Remember that funny practical joke I played on you! OH! We laughed so hard together.
Sandbar: You left me OUTSIDE CANTERLOT. I had no bits to get back home. It took forever before I found someone I recognised who could help me.
Ocellus: Oh! That’s so mean of you!
Silverstream: Poor Sandy. THIS DEMANDS A GROUP HUG!!
Gallus: Myeh why not. It’s getting colder these days
Yona: Yona group hug charge!!
Smolder: Why do I suddenly feel like we’re about to become skittles…
Sandbar: No no no! Why is HE here?
Ocellus: C-calm down everyone. Maybe he’s here to help us with our homework?
Discord: Oh don’t be silly *plucks Yona’s notepad* Why would I want anything to do with *reads* “How to seal ancient spir-” HEY! She did NOT turn ME into a lecture? I didn’t give my stamp of approval at all.
Yona: Maybe You’re not as good as you think you are. No Yak in you at all.
Discord: I most heartily disagree. Ask Pinkie Pie. She and I YAK all the time
Gallus: *snerks* He got you there
Smolder: Is anyone going to question why he’s still submerged on the porch?
Silverstream: Nope! It’s probably better that way.
Ocellus: So in short, we do. But it’s usually comecreature elses.
Yona: Why is mailpony still giving Yona mail?
Gallus: Let’s see who it’s for. Maybe it’s just a mistaken iden- nope. It’s for Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *peeks over Smolder’s spines* OOOOH? MAIL? She’s so smart. She knew I’d be here.
Smolder: Ack! Where did she come from?
Sandbar: Need you even ask?
Silverstream: You’re so silly Smolder. When a daddy and a mummy love each other very much…
Smolder: Nope. Nope. Gonna nope right out of here.
Smolder: Last time they drank coffee, It was a nightmare. She just kept talking and talking and talking.
Sandbar: Silverstream?
Gallus:
No. Ocellus! She bounced around so much and wouldn’t shut up. She then
fell asleep on the chandelier. Silverstream just started painting weird
pictures of sinks.
Silverstream: I remember that! That was a good day
Ocellus: I did NOT talk that much!
Yona: Changeling talked. She talked a lot.
Yona: WOOHOO! WE BEST!
Smolder: Wait. We got this many people to follow us and WITHOUT crushing all who are weak before us? Ponies are weird
Gallus: They come for the books and stay for the birb *Flex*
Ocellus: *giggles* What did you just call yourself?
Silverstream: He called himself a birb!
Gallus: N-no I didn’t!
Sandbar: What even is a birb? It sound like you burped but tried to hide it.
Yona: So why we posting this again?
Ocellus: Just to thank those creatures who follow us who may have missed it. We do post at a weird time for somecreatures.
Gallus: Myeh. Can’t they just look at stuff they missed?
Smolder: Not if they’re like you. You just follow everybody
Sandbar: She’s got you there. How many are we following now?
Silverstream: OOOH I know the answer! We follow ALL of our followers and more! I think we were at 1170 last time i checked.
Yona: WOOHOO! WE BEST!
Smolder: Wait. We got this many people to follow us and WITHOUT crushing all who are weak before us? Ponies are weird
Gallus: They come for the books and stay for the birb *Flex*
Ocellus: *giggles* What did you just call yourself?
Silverstream: He called himself a birb!
Gallus: N-no I didn’t!
Sandbar: What even is a birb? It sound like you burped but tried to hide it.
Silverstream: Thorax is so tall and regal! Wait a second!
Yona: What is it?
Silverstream: How come you don’t have horns, Ocellus?
Ocellus: Um… I do have a horn. But I assume you mean Antlers
Sandbar: Oh yeah! I never really noticed. Bit of a big difference
Smolder: Yeah! They look awesome. You can charge at each other and have antler-battles
Gallus: That sounded way cooler until you put it into words.
Ocellus: It’s not such a big deal. It’s like with Deer, the males have antlers but the females mostly do not. Also, ouch. Antler-battles sound painful.
