Sandbar: What’s not to like about Wednesday! It’s halfway through the week!

Gallus: Debatable. The week is seven days long and it’s the third day.

Sandbar: Yes, but you have the weekend. So a week is only five days, therefore it’s in the middle

Ocellus: So if a week is five days, then what is the weekend plus the week called?

Yona: A week

Smolder: But Sandbar just said that, at least in Equestria, a week is five days.

Yona: Yes?

Silverstream: So together are they a weekendweek?

Ocellus: Or do Ponies think of the weekend like book-ends, one day either side, because then Wednesday is the middle of the week.

Gallus: Everything comes back to books with you ‘Cell…

Smolder: This is just confusing - Wake me up on Saturday.

Silverstream: *scratches mane* I don’t even know when Saturday is now…