Silverstream: *Flails* Wait! Princess Caddy was here?

Smolder: You mean Princess Cadence?

Ocellus: Cadance

Smolder: *groans* What’s the difference?

Sandbar: Am I alone in thinking that made no sense?

Yona: Yona does not understand either.

Ocellus: It makes sense for those that it is meant to be understood by.

Gallus: That makes even LESS sense.

Silverstream: Wise words from our bookbug! Teach me more, oh wise one!

Smolder: The more it causes veins to pop on the boys temples, the more I want to hear. encore encore!

Twilight Sparkle: A student imparting her love of books. This is the happiest day of my life!! *squeals*

Twilight: *frowns* I don’t want to have to deal with a party-cannon-initiated diplomatic incident. Again.

Pinkie Pie: It was just three itty bitty party cannons

Twilight: Which you fired at the ambassadors face! All at once!

Pinkie Pie: Psshaw. He was fine.

Twilight: A week later!

Gallus: Y’know… Sometimes… just sometimes…. our teachers scare me.

Ocellus: Y-yeah….

Silverstream: What’re you talking about? They’re great!

Smolder: Ponies never do anything half-way. It’s either dull or full blown crazy here.

Yona: Yaks approve of Pink Pony. Yona side with her.

Sandbar: I don’t think this is something we should be picking sides for…

Gallus: Sweet feathering Grover! *pants* That scared the life out of me!

Smolder: *flicks some water at Gallus* Calm your rump. This sort of thing shouldn’t surprise you anymore.

Gallus: Yes but having one of the literal original diarch of a nation APPEAR in front of you is, even by Equestrian standards, a little unusual!

Princess Celestia: Oh, Hello, my little ones. I apologise for dropping in like that. This tome has a few little “jokes” left inside it that I’ve yet to disarm before returning it to the restricted section.

Ocellus: Oooh! I’d like to see inside the restricted section. Maybe I can ask Headmare Twilight for a visit sometime.

Yona: Restricted section of pony library sounds bad. Yona thinks friends should stay out of it.

Sandbar: Yeeeah. Didn’t you remember the lesson on magical comic books? I agree with Yona here.

Silverstream: Y’know. The Professors never told us who actually made that enchanted comic…

Gallus: Way to kill an entire lesson’s worth of time Smolder! Easiest hour of napping I’ve had so far.

Ocellus: I really enjoyed it!

Silverstream: I learnt so much! I never knew they were able to varnish a ponies room!

Sandbar: Banish ponies to the moon.

Silverstream: Oooh. That makes way more sense now.

Yona: Yona bored. Yona knew all this already.

Twilight: That’s very good Yona! I’m pleased you’re taking a proactive approach to your studies. I’m sure there are some things you can touch up on about the elements though-

Yona: No. Yak memory is best. Yona remembers all

Smolder: I call rubbish at that! No way your memory is that good

Gallus: I honestly don’t know what I expected…

Sandbar: Well you did want to see this.

Smolder: As did you.

Silverstream: And it was super nice of Princess Luna to take the time out of her schedule to show us what it’d look like!

Yona: Yona no need wings. If object in high place, Yona smash place below it and object come to Yona.

Ocellus: What if it’s on a cloud?

Yona: Then Yona ask friends to get it. Friends help each other. Still not need wings.

Smolder: Ouch. She got you there.

Silverstream: I’ll get stuff on clouds for you, Yonaaaa! Then we can braid our hair again! *squees*

Gallus: That’s a point. Why is it just the pair of you who do the whole “girly hair things” together and not Smol’ or ‘Cell?

Smolder: Neither ‘Cell’s fins nor my spines work like hair. Can’t do much with them. At least not what they want to do.

Yona: Dragon set fire to Headmare Sparkle?

Sandbar: You cooked the Princess of Friendship?!?!

Smolder: Dude, calm down. She asked for it.

Gallus: Woah, I never knew you’d have the guts to pick a fight with an Alicorn.

Smolder: First of all - I’m a Dragon. I’m scared of nothing-

Ocellus: - Except Princess Luna -

Smolder: -SECONDLY, She literally asked for it. She wanted to do a study on dragonfire and it’s magical properties. She tried to tweak my innate magic. Then her mane caught fire on the next test.

SIlverstream: I always felt that Friendship causes a warm feeling in your tummy, now it causes warm feelings all over.

Ocellus: I guess that explains the fire extinguisher the Princess has been carrying around for the last few days…

Smolder: Is it normal for royalty to keep popping up every few days around Ponyville?

Yona: Dragon knows that headmare is Princess Twilight Sparkle?

Gallus: I just assumed Princess was a standard title that half the population has. You know. Princess Twilight, Princess Pinkie Pie, Princess Sandbar

Sandbar: *arches brow* Really?

Silverstream: Ooooh! Can I be a Princess too? Princess Silverstream has a nice ring to it.

Smolder: I thought you were the queens Niece. Doesn’t that already make you a Princess?

Silverstream: Oh yeah! Henceforth I shall be PRINCESS SILVERSTREAM!

Ocellus: *pats Sandbar’s arm* I’m sure you’d be a lovely Princess.

Sandbar: Well that goes without saying.

Gallus: *crunches on crisps* What if you just didn’t TELL everyone you had Infinite bits?

Ocellus: You’re suggesting buying -everything- and not essentially displaying that you do?

Silverstream: Well You’d have difficult buying property in Seaquestria! Try swimming with too much and you sink! Catch Smoldy! *throws a crisp*

Smolder: Cheers! *chews* Besides. Gems are better than Bits.

Yona: But doesn’t Dragon EAT gems?

Smolder: That’s why they’re better. You’re your own personal savings account

Sandbar: You know… I’m just going to go melt down the contents of my piggy bank now and save myself the inevitable pain…

Gallus: You go do that. Ocellus! Catch!

Yona: Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy! *gallops around*

Smolder: *panting* How does she still have energy?

Gallus: *chuckles* So much for infamous Dragon stamina

Sandbar: You’re one to talk. You balked out at the first oppertunity.

Gallus: A tactical retreat.

Silverstream: Tactical in what sense?

Ocellus: Probably tactical in that “I know what a baby does when they’re bounced around too much”

Smolder, Silverstream and Sandbar: Oh….ew…