Smolder: You look like a girl.

Sandbar: Well so do you! *pokes tongue out*

Smolder: … I am a girl

Sandbar: Wait… really?

Smolder: I know you’re trying to be funny - but remember: you’re looking very crystally right now. And I haven’t eaten anything today…. yet.

Gallus: And that, Professor, is why Sandbar is now a pile of ash.

Ocellus: Getting your alibi in order already?

Gallus: Doesn’t hurt. Gotta have a backup plan, y’know?

Yona: But Smolder right. Pony mane does look like girl mane.

Silverstream: Well Sandbar always did spend a lot of time making his mane just right every morning.

Ocellus: So that explains why you weren’t out after school with the rest of us.

Smolder: *grumbles* How was I supposed to know that stupid gem was Spike’s?

Yona: If Smolder found gem, why Smolder not hand in to lost and found?

Smolder: Because this is Equestria! You can find Gems on the ground like you find grass on a field. I just thought it was there!

Ocellus: I guess anyone could make that sort of mistake…

Gallus: Good job showing restraint though.

Smolder: Bite me, Pigeon.

Silverstream: Hey! That’s Cat-Pigeon to you!

Gallus: Please don’t interject on my behalf. It never goes well.

Sandbar: Look on the bright side. Your feathers are still room temperature! I’d beat a hasty retreat though, G.

Yona: Why Dragon not like Dentist. Dentist will help get better.

Smolder: Dragons don’t DO dentists. *winces* We do it naturally.

Gallus: So sacrificing your dignity and ripping the carpet is “Natural” to you.

Sandbar: Sounds about right. So what did she do?

Silverstream: Ooooh! did she pull it out? The good old tooth and door trick!

Ocellus: Maybe she did some intricate cavity filling for the cracked tooth! Tell us! *bounces*

Smolder: Um… she used magic? That’s what you ponies do to solve all your problems, right?

Gallus: Huh. That’s surprisingly underwhelming…

Ocellus: Aaaaiee. stopstopstopstop!!!

Smolder: Never!

Gallus: No weak spots my padded paw! You’re ticklish all over.

Ocellus: Sillveerr! Halp!

Silverstream: *munching on popcorn* Sorry ‘Celly. You suggested I was ticklish - which I totally am not. You’ve forsaken me in this conflict!

Ocellus: *whines* Yonaaaaa

Sandbar: Yona can’t help you ‘Cell. It’s her turn in O&O to be the Game Princess. She takes her task very seriously

Yona: Yes! Yona will help once she finishes this amazing secret Yak ambush scenario!

Sandbar: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that, in that case.

Sandbar: Told you.

Smolder: Thut up.

Sandbar: And you still did it.

Gallus: Look at me, I’m mighty dragon. Watch as I bite through this rock in one go.

Smolder: Rrrrrrrrrrr

Gallus: Little did you know that “rock” was gabbro, one of the rocks Maud gave Professor Pinkie as a present. Pretty strong, eh?

Ocellus: And now you have to visit the dentist. Who even is the dragon dentist in Ponyville>?

Silverstream: Maybe Professor Fluttershy? She looks after loads of critters, it seems like it’d be her thing!

Yona: But Dragon isn’t critter. Dragon is Dragon. Maybe Princess Ember help?

Smolder: *grumbles* All theed do ith lath at me.

Sandbar: And it’d be rightly deserved.

Silverstream: Aww. What’s got your scales in a scuff, Smoldy

Smolder: Shaddup. Let me sulk.

Gallus: Nah. We’re far too good friends to let you do that

Sandbar: He’s right. Who wants to be play some board gaaaaaaamess? *grins widely*

Smolder: *mumbles* me

Ocellus: We can’t heeeeear you!

Smolder: Dang it, I said me!. Now lets play before I burn a hole through the dorm couch out of irritation!

Silverstream: Woohoo! *glomps Smolder*

Yona: Yes! Yona calls dibs on Obblett master!

Sandbar: It’s Oublie-… y’know. Never mind. Obblett will do.

Smolder: What’s so confusing? I’m a paragon of innocence.

Silverstream: You’re not a parallelogram! You have far more sides

Ocellus: No Silver, she said paragon. It means-

Yona: Smolder isn’t shiny diamond.

Gallus: Well… I guess the Yak isn’t technically wrong either… A paragon is a high quality diamond

Sandbar: Trust the Griff to know about pricey products. Lets hope she doesn’t start chewing on herself if she gets hungry

Smolder: *faceclaw*

Sandbar: That was very sappy. I’m so proud of you guys.

Smolder: Bite me, Turtlebutt.

Silverstream: Does this mean we all have a “Thing” now?

Yona: What Silver mean?

SIlverstream: We all have something we didn’t start off with! Smoldy was the last one

Yona: Oooh! Like Yona have trophy?!?

Gallus: I think you’re reading way too much into this. Besides, what does Sandbar have?

Ocellus: Didn’t he have that pet rock? What happened to him?

Sandbar: Oh, he comes and goes as he pleases.

Ocellus: *shudders*

Silverstream: Oooh oooh! I’d be an AMAZING Changeling! I mean, I’m already -technically- a changeling because i can change between Seapony and Hippogriff. Oh my goodness! My name could be SILVERLING!

Gallus: Maybe “Silverfish”, because Your name is Silver, You spent your life as a fish and a Silverfish is a bug

Sandbar: Oooh. Clever! What about the rest of us?

Smolder: We’re not going to do this. Ever.

Yona: Smolder fins look like tail on earwig! Smolder should be called Earwig

Smolder: No. Just… no.

Gallus: The Yakling has spoken. Silence, Earwig.

Ocellus: You all confuse me sometimes…

Gallus: What’re ya reading?

Smolder: Nothing

Gallus: Smart alec. What is Silver reading

Smolder: A book probably, but who knows with her.

Ocellus: Looks like a book on Alicorns. Or Ponies at least.

Silverstream: Yuh huh! It’s really insightful. It says I can become an Alicorn Princess if I believe really really hard and do lots of good deeds!

Yona: That doesn’t sound right.

Sandbar: Nah that’s about right.

Gallus: So clearly since you only have five Alicorn princesses, the rest of you are butts.

Sandbar: You’re a butt.