Smolder: And don’t even try being smart by giving me three gems and saying “That’s all you had”. I’m a Dragon. I expect a sizeable haul.

Gallus: Since I’m the one being extorted for your gain, mind tossing a few my way?

Sandbar: And you did use my camera to take the picture.

Ocellus: And technically those were my fang-marks

Yona: Yona brought camera to Dragon too

Silverstream: And I snuck into the photo! You can see me on the left

Smolder: Having considered all of your arguments, No. You’re all getting nothing. Give me my gems.

Silverstream: So THAT’S why Sandy missed Theory of Kindness that one time.

Gallus: Yup. I heard him gargling water and milk for the whole night. Didn’t realise it was ‘cause of you Smolder

Smolder: It was because of him. I was making those muffins for you guys. He just clearly got too greedy and ate them all. Every single crumb. Isn’t that right Sandy.

Sandbar: *flinch* Yuh-huh. Never again. Not gonna touch muffins.

Smolder: Good boy.

Yona: Sounds like Smolder bullying Sandbar…

Ocellus: I think it’s more Sandbar learning a very meaningful lesson. Again. I’m not sure force-feeding him those treats was all in the spirit of the school.

Silverstream: Hot and spicy, Not so nicey!

Smolder: Myeh. To each your own.

Smolder: A whole year! We’ve had some good times, haven’t we?

Silverstream: Nope!

Smolder: Huh?

Silverstream: They were GREAT!

Ocellus: Yeah! I hope this never ends!

Sandbar: A hundred more years!

Gallus: I don’t think that’s realisti-

Yona: A HUNDRED MORE YEARS!

Sandbar: You liked it yesterday.

Gallus: Yesterday, I didn’t notice SOMEONE had glued this costume on so I was stuck in it.

Smolder: You’re a big strong Griffgriff. Can’t you tear it off.

Silverstream: Nope! Professor Rarity’s fabric was used to make these outfits. It’s designed to be strong enough not to be damaged!

Ocellus: Ever think that our teachers are somehow overqualified for their other jobs?

Yona: This costume perfect for Yakyakistan. Survives smash! Fabric strong. Yona approves.

Silverstream: Aww. Thanks guys. That made me feel a lot better!

Sandbar: Why did you pick to play a Tank if you didn’t know you’d be attracting attention?

Silverstream: Well I didn’t know what it meant by tank, so I thought “Well. Fish can live in a tank. and i am a bit fish-like when a Seapony! So a ‘Tank’ made sense!

Gallus: there is so much wrong in there  that it somehow comes out as right.

Smolder: Unlike you, which is all wrong.

Gallus: What? I’m a bard. I’m playing the part.

Ocellus: I don’t think lying on your back behind us every fight humming one of Countess Coloratura’s singles counts as “Playing the part”

Yona: That was song? Yona thought Griffon got tail caught in door again.

Sandbar: Savage burn from the Yak Wizard.

Gallus: And she was never seen from again. Some say you can still hear the sounds of fabric being cut behind the closed doors of Professor Rarity’s Boutique, even to this day.

Ocellus: That sounds awful!

Sandbar: Dude, what are you doing?

Gallus: Setting the mood

Yona: Griffon sounds like he is reading scary horror book.

Smolder: Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows Griffons can’t read.

Silverstream: SMOLDER! Oh thank Aris. I was so worried you would never come back.

Rarity: Oh don’t be silly, Sweetie. I just borrowed her to try on a few designs which require a bit taller of a model than young Spikey can fill in for.

Smolder: *grumbles*

Rarity: And don’t think that I didn’t notice that tiny smile you had, Young Lady, when you wore that teal slip with the golden brocade

Silverstream: Oooh oooh Sandy! Your headband is on skew!

Sandbar: Nice catch Silver! Don’t I look like a fantastic Dragon?

Gallus: Do Dragons really sparkle that much? Also Why?

Ocellus: Smolder sparkles after she’s finished gobbling up a bowl of gemstones after breakfast

Smolder: I DO NOT

Yona: Dragon does sparkle,

Smolder: Traitors.

Silverstream: As for why. It’s Professor Pinkie Pie’s new scheme to liven up the day. “Totally Terrific Transformation Tuesdays” We get to dress up as something we’re not!

Fluttershy: Girls? Where are we going?

Silverstream: CUPCAKES!

Sandbar: Wait, you’re kidnapping our teacher to join us for cupcakes?

Ocellus: Why not? Professor Pinkie always joins us

Gallus: Yeah but that’s because she works at the place selling cupcakes….. somehow. How does she even find the time?

Yona: Pink pony is like Yak. Pink Pony has mission, she achieve!

Fluttershy: Oh… Pinkie Pie is going to be there too? I guess we could go for a few minutes then… 

Smolder: That’s the spirit Professor!

Silverstream: And after cupcakes… ICECREAM!

Fluttershy: oh dear…

Silverstream: She’s all tuckered out!

Smolder: *mumbles* ima burn down the room….mmmm…

Gallus: So even in her sleep, she’s a pyromaniac.

Yona: She is Dragon in sleep. Why so surprised?

Gallus: I’m actually not, which is concerning since we’re in adjoining rooms…

Sandbar: It’s 3 in the afternoon. Why is she so tired?

Ocellus: She was doing a bunch of fire tricks outside with the other students. Turns out if she uses her fire too much and too quickly, it makes her sleepy.

Silverstream: So you’re saying Smolder should slow down and focus more on smouldering?

Smolder: mmmmhm….burn all the puns…*snores*

Silverstream: How could you say something like that about a baby so cute and cuddly and adorable and fluffy and-

Ocellus: -Theoretical.

Sandbar: Why’re you even taking this so personally?

Gallus: I think Silver’s taking it personally because of her pride of cuteness and adorableness. I’m just doing it for the sake of everygriff who wasn’t here who would obviously grumble like an old fart.

Yona: What does Griffon himself think about small creature name?

Gallus: I’d probably side with Smolder on this one, personally. Both sound ridiculous.

Smolder: Great minds think alike.

Silverstream: Gallus! How could you?!?