Gallus: How long do we keep doing this for?

Sandbar: Until next Tuesday.

Silverstream: Awesome! This will NEVER be boring.

Smolder: I can see myself putting a bit more force into it after an hour or so

Yona: If Dragon punch Yona, Yona punt Dragon

Smolder: Message received.

Ocellus: Why are you looking at the guys with that evil smirk?

Silverstream: Swanky coat there, Smoldy!

Smolder: Thanks! I stole it from Gallus’ room.

Gallus: Hey! I wondered where that went!

Yona: Yona don’t think Griffon can pull that coat off.

Sandbar: Yeah. It looks like it’s made for a biped anyway. How weird.

Ocellus: Why do you even have stuff like this in your room, Gallus?

Gallus: …reasons.

Smolder: Next time, Gallus, you can check how deep it is.

Yona: Don’t you mean how high cliff is?

Smolder: No. How deep the water is. After I bind your wings. You still suck at swimming

Silverstream: He’s not that bad! he’s getting better!

Sandbar: Silverstream, he swims like a drunken cat got shot with a tranquilliser dart. Twice. And then continued drinking

Gallus: Yeah well, Silver would save me by turning me into an awesome shark or something! Tiger shark!

Ocellus: If we’re going for the naming puns, then you’re equally likely to be a Catfish… or a Sealion

Smolder: I mean… Really. “Orb of Doom”? Who names an artifact like that?

Sandbar: Maybe they were very forgetful and needed reminding which orb it was?

Silverstream: It could have also been Mr. Doom’s orb? Like the Staff of Sacanas, I assume, belonged to somecreature called Sacanas.

Yona: But what if many creature had same name?

Gallus: Then you better hope that they all had similar mindsets. if Mr. Doom #1 was a lovely guy with the cure for scalerot in his orb whilst Mr. Doom #2 had a bunch of honey badgers locked inside…

Ocellus: Eeeeeh… We just said Equestria isn’t subtle. I don’t think anycreature has enough irony or nuance to have an evil-sounding name but be good.

Sandbar: What about Discord

Gallus: What about Discord.

Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!

Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken

Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.

Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you

Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.

Sandbar: Why just us?

Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.

Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.

Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.

Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!

Gallus: Two questions. One: What?

Ocellus: I think it sounded like Neighponese.

Sandbar: It is. It means “Idiot”

Yona: Why Sandbar know mean words in other languages?

Gallus: Because he’s a nerd. Okay - Two. Why?

Smolder: *shrugs* Dunno.

Silverstream: Seems legit to me!

Sandbar: Enjoying poking the fire, Gallus?

Smolder: Yeah, Feathers, are you? I Know you can draw better than that

Gallus: Myeh. Everybird has days where they have no intention of devoting even 1% of effort towards something.

Ocellus: But did you need to make one of us the target of your laziness?

Gallus: *Shrugs*

Yona: Never earn ire of dragons…

Silverstream: …for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Ocellus: Wait! You beat me? Smolder! You said you were too busy to study with me! How could you??

Smolder: I didn’t study. I just picked random options.

Gallus: Wasn’t half the test written answers too? You must’ve studied for part of it?

Silverstream: Omigosh Smoldy. Since you’re so smart, you should join us for our study sessions on the weekends! It’ll be SO MUCH FUN!

Yona: Yeah! Dragon is clearly smart.

Smolder: That’s why I was too busy. I have better things to do with my weekend than studying.

Sandbar: Sleeping doesn’t count. I’ll just throw the blocks harder.

Gallus: Jeez. We were only gone for a week.Calm ya rumps.

Yona: Barely enough time to finish Yona’s coursework essay.

Sandbar: Yeah. Yeesh. Professor Rarity was harsh. “If we have time to laze, we have time to INVENT”. She invents the most rediculous assignments sometimes…

Ocellus: Sssshhh! What if our teachers hear you!

Silverstream: Why would they hear us? We live in the School dorms and she lives in the centre of Ponyville!

Smolder: That pony can sniff out gossip like it were gems to a Dragon. Don’t put it past her!

Silverstream: D’awwwwwwww Look at those ickle pudgey cheeks!

Ocellus: And that frown! You haven’t changed a bit Smolder!

Smolder: *facedesk* Hate you. hate you both…

Yona: Why dragon so grumpy?

Gallus: It’s Smolder. She has two settings, Juvenile endearing glee and crazed pyromaniac anger. There is no middle-ground.

Sandbar: Ouch dude! Harsh. Not untrue, but still…