Smolder: The bookbug read some books. There’s a shocker!

Silverstream: Ooooh! What books did you read Ocellus? Did you read the one I gave you?

Yona: Changeling given the same book friend Silverstream gave Yona?

Gallus: I’m fairly sure she gave us ALL the same book

Ocellus: Yep! I read it Silverstream. Although I’m not sure I am confident fixing any sinks, yet alone inventing underwater sinks like you requested in your note inside the cover.

Sandbar: How would underwater sinks even work? Would it be like an underwater geyser which pushes out hot water on command? How would you make it go down a drain? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?

Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?

Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things

Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!

Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”

Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.

Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.

Silverstream: Skysky is the best! We go Shellhunting all the time and chasm-careening is the best!

Ocellus: Chasm Careening?

Silverstream: Yeah! We let outselves get taken by the current down into the depths near the base of Mount Aris!

Gallus: Woah! We’ve got to try that

Smolder: That sounds AWESOME! You’re still not transforming me though.

Yona: Yona no see fun in being dragged underwater uncontrollably

Sandbar: Aww C’mon Yona! It’ll be fun. Let’s see you become the first and best Yak Chasmdiver!

Yona: *Scrunches nose*

Gallus: Can’t fault your logic on that one, Scales,

Sandbar: I don’t think your have the monopoly on orange, Smolder.

Smolder: Hold your tongue, I’m a Dragon. I can hoard ANYTHING.

Silverstream: Haha! That’s funny! because our tongues are orange!

Yona: So dragons hoard tongues?

Ocellus: Dragons are really peculiar creatures.

Smolder: I DON’T HOARD TONGUES!

Yona: Yona hosting weekly raffle with friends! Come join!

Silverstream: No you’re not! You’re back in our dorm! SCHOOL TIME!

Gallus: For the love of Geralt of Griffonia, SANDBAR TURN THAT CLOCK OFF!

Sandbar: No can do! You broke the off switch

Smolder: JEEZ! CAN IT GET ANY LOUDER IN HERE?

Yona: YONA SO GLAD TO BE BACK WITH FRIENDS

Ocellus: *whines* I’m just going to go shapeshift into something without ears now… I forgot how loud you all were

Gallus: WHAT WAS THAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU

Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!

Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?

Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!

Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme

Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!

Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow

Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!

Smolder: Woah… That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind…

Gallus + Sandbar: NO!

Student Six will return in the New Year!

Ocellus: D’aww. The gwiffy looks so cwoot!

Silverstream: Yuh-huh! Who’s dress is it?

Smolder: It’s Sandbar’s

Gallus: WHY DOES HE HAVE A DRESS??? *Tries to yank it off*

Sandbar: I live a block away from Rarity. EVERYONE has a dress!!

Yona: Griffon’s dress looks good. Brings out yellow in feathers.

Sandbar: Oh Sweet Luna, Not again!

Smolder: You’d think as the home species, she would be more capable with that instrument. What’s it called?

Silverstream: I can’t quite remember… an Ocellophone?

Gallus: Ocellus is the instrument?

Ocellus: No, silly. It’s a “Yovidaphone”

Yona: Yovidaphone sacred traditional Yak instrument! This one is mine, a gift from Papa-Yak for my last birthday!

Silverstream: So shiny…I want to touch…

Gallus: Doesn’t the amount of supposedly inanimate objects we have associated with each of us being…. NOT inaninmate…. concern anyone?

Smolder: ITS NOT JUST ME! Blessed Scales. I thought I was going mad.

Silverstream: I don’t know what you mean

Ocellus: Nor I

Yona: Yona blames Equestrian Magic. Usually what is to blame.

Sandbar: Hey! That’s not fair. I’m sure there’s a reason why Yak Magic isn’t used. You have horns after all.

Yona: *Scrunches up face and tries to cast magic*

Gallus: Such a spoilsport…

Ocellus: Yeah! It’ll be fun!

Smolder: First. Ocellus. You can turn directly INTO a Sea-sausage

Silverstream: Seapony

Smolder: Whatever. Secondly. Gallus. Do you even know what YOU’D turn into?

Gallus: Probably something awesome.

Sandbar: Maybe a Sea Urchin.

Yona: Yona will turn into Fluffy Sealion!