Yona: Yona best at original slogans

Sandbar: Not sure that one is original. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard it before.

Gallus: It does have a ring to it

SIlverstream: This will be so exciting! I can’t wait!!

Ocellus: Aren’t we doing it already

Smolder: I feel none of us have explained this very well

Princess Luna: Then allow my sister and I to explain it for thee.

Students: PRINCESSES???

Princess Celestia: Good day, my lovely creatures. It’s so very nice to see you. And to all of YOU out there too.

Princess Luna: Allow us to explain the situation more clearly. Please do not be afraid. The Students of Twilight’s school of Friendship are not going anywhere.

Princess Celestia: Quite so. What is happening is more of a…. friendship report - I guess you could say. They will be continue sharing their adventures in Ponyville with you all here…

Princess Luna: … and simultaneously they’ll be forwarding those reports to another group of eager ponies. Eventually there will come a time when both groups will be updated at the same time.

Princess Celestia: Now why is this happoening? Well - It’s always good to have copies of reports. I dare say, if the Golden Oaks library had the only copy of all of young Twilight’s books, Equestia would be a far less knowledgeable place. This is just to let more people share in these tales.

Princess Luna: You too, are more than welcome to read these reports. By clicking on the words of my sister and I, you shall be teleported to their repository. Do take care though - there are many ponies around studying!

Princess Celestia: We must bid you farewell for now, my little ponies. Have a lovely day

Princess Luna: Fare thee well, commoners!

Princess Celestia: Luna!

Smolder: Seriously. Who owns this many striped socks?

Gallus: And who makes them THIS BIG?

Silverstream: You should know who it was Smolder! You and Ocellus do a bunch of sewing with Professor Rarity during her Generosity classes.

Ocellus: Eek! *hides behind Yona*

Yona: There! now Griffon and Dragon cannot fly away!

Sandbar: *snerk* Look very pretty there, you two.

Gallus: GET BACK HERE!

Smolder: You grab him. I’ll show him my own talent in needlework

Silverstream: That just leaves one of us!

Smolder: Hey! Gallus didn’t wear them!!

Gallus: Yes. But one was in proximity to me. That totally counts.

Sandbar: Like hay it does. Get over here!

Yona: Yona will restrain Griffon and Dragon.

Ocellus: Let’s get them!

Yona: Yak horns now pretty!

Ocellus: Wait! You only put them on two of your legs. Won’t the other two get cold?

Yona: Silly question. Yak built for cold. Why would Yak legs need protection.

Gallus: But then why would your horns need to be- you know what. I’m not even going to ask. I feel the question would be asinine.

Sandbar: Oooh Look at you. Using your “Word of the day” calenders Silverstream got you from her homeland

Silverstream: I knew those were worth it! The Mount Aris board of Tourism strikes again! Bwha!

Smolder: Yeeeeah… Giving a dragon a present made of paper wasn’t your smartest idea Silver…

Sandbar: You’re such a buzz-kill Gallus!

Gallus: I have CLAWS and TALONS. They SHRED those things to bits. Plus I don’t like getting those threads stuck there when they fall apart

Silverstream: That means you HAVE tried them on before? SHOW US PICTURES

Smolder: This is Gallus we’re talking about. He probably burnt them in a volcano to prevent them from existing.

Yona: Yona wants socks! Can Yona wear socks?

Ocellus: I don’t see why not. They’re so comfy <3

Yona: Changeling has socks!

Silverstream: Omigosh! Where did you get them! They look so comfy!

Gallus: I’m feeling confused

Sandbar: Aww. Gallus wants a pair of socks too?

Smolder: You know he’s like… twice as strong as you, right?

Ocellus: *happy warm bookbug noises*

Ocellus: What’re you guys doing?

Sandbar: We’re going for a picnic!

Yona: Pony knows we’re under curfew after what Dragon did right

Smolder: Oh come on! it was just a teensy little scratch! Now keep distracting anyone who comes by Silver!

Gallus: You cut the chain to the thing that separates the waterfall at the front of the schoo… which then iced over. Not exactly a teensy tiny conclusion. And you got the rest of us basically grounded for a week.

Smolder: Pfft. If they stopped flailing around, I could’ve melted all of the Ice

Sandbar: You DID melt the ice. And the door. and Councilor Starlight’s tail.

Silverstream: Hurry up guys! I’m getting hungryyyyyyyy!!

Yona: Professor Rockhoof teaching Yona how to dig fast!

Gallus: *shudder* Soon the only place safe from Yak Smash will be in the skies. Underground, overground, no creature is safe.

Sandbar: I hadn’t thought of that. Mind giving me a lift?

Smolder: You’re sure in a rush to get back in the sky again, ever since you almost plummeted to your doom during a school trip.

Silverstream: Sandbar has shaken off concussions, Dragonfire, pizza-based food poisoning. I’m pretty sure he was over gravity’s mortal perils an hour later!

Ocellus: I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about his lack of self-preservation…

Silverstream: *Excited bird noises*

Ocellus: Ooooooh Shiny! Is that real silver?

Yona: Of course it’s real. She’s holding it. Silly question.

Sandbar: I think she was asking if it is really SILVER, not asking if Silver was real.

Yona: That’;s what Yak said. Of course it’s Silver. We’ve known her for months!

Smolder: I think you’re spiraling down an infinite loop of stupid now.

Gallus: Shhh. Let’s see how long they can keep going before Sandbar gives up or Yona wallops him.

Gallus: Oh Gizzards this is HILARIOUS! How does it feel to be the one who got incinerated, Sandbar?

Sandbar: I’m re-evaluating your next Birthday Present.

Smolder: *inspects claws* Both of you Doofuses deserve to be cooked on occasion. I’m just the one who gets the honour to do so.

Yona: Yona concerned. Yona think Yaks more flammable than Ponies

Silverstream: That’s okay Yona! Smolder only picks on the boys

Ocellus: For now, at least.