Sandbar: Hey Smolder. Did you get TIED UP with homework today?
Smolder: Hey Sandbar. What temperature does a Pony’s coat catch fire?
Ocellus: Well technically, if we’re speaking about when does it spontaneously combust without oxidation.
Gallus: I think she’s implying that there will be oxidation. Lots of fiery dragon-based oxidation
Yona: Today isn’t Ox-dayshun! It’s Sundayshun!
Silverstream: Ooooh Is Smolder going to set Sandbar on fire? I wonder if he’ll get all fluffy like Gallus did!
Sandbar: Woah. Trippy.
Gallus: My eyes just HURT watching that.
Smolder: Hey Ocellus. You alive?
Ocellus: Eugh… Weird headache. And a sudden craving for Jellyfoals
Yona: Yona blame Discord. He’s been lurking around all week!
Silverstream: Hey Everyone! Rarity gave me this AMAZING Scarf! I got you all one too!
Ocellus: Gimmi!
Discord: Don’t you remember how much fun we had together Sandy? Remember that funny practical joke I played on you! OH! We laughed so hard together.
Sandbar: You left me OUTSIDE CANTERLOT. I had no bits to get back home. It took forever before I found someone I recognised who could help me.
Ocellus: Oh! That’s so mean of you!
Silverstream: Poor Sandy. THIS DEMANDS A GROUP HUG!!
Gallus: Myeh why not. It’s getting colder these days
Yona: Yona group hug charge!!
Smolder: Why do I suddenly feel like we’re about to become skittles…
Sandbar: No no no! Why is HE here?
Ocellus: C-calm down everyone. Maybe he’s here to help us with our homework?
Discord: Oh don’t be silly *plucks Yona’s notepad* Why would I want anything to do with *reads* “How to seal ancient spir-” HEY! She did NOT turn ME into a lecture? I didn’t give my stamp of approval at all.
Yona: Maybe You’re not as good as you think you are. No Yak in you at all.
Discord: I most heartily disagree. Ask Pinkie Pie. She and I YAK all the time
Gallus: *snerks* He got you there
Smolder: Is anyone going to question why he’s still submerged on the porch?
Silverstream: Nope! It’s probably better that way.
Ocellus: So in short, we do. But it’s usually comecreature elses.
Yona: Why is mailpony still giving Yona mail?
Gallus: Let’s see who it’s for. Maybe it’s just a mistaken iden- nope. It’s for Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *peeks over Smolder’s spines* OOOOH? MAIL? She’s so smart. She knew I’d be here.
Smolder: Ack! Where did she come from?
Sandbar: Need you even ask?
Silverstream: You’re so silly Smolder. When a daddy and a mummy love each other very much…
Smolder: Nope. Nope. Gonna nope right out of here.
Smolder: Last time they drank coffee, It was a nightmare. She just kept talking and talking and talking.
Sandbar: Silverstream?
Gallus:
No. Ocellus! She bounced around so much and wouldn’t shut up. She then
fell asleep on the chandelier. Silverstream just started painting weird
pictures of sinks.
Silverstream: I remember that! That was a good day
Ocellus: I did NOT talk that much!
Yona: Changeling talked. She talked a lot.
Yona: WOOHOO! WE BEST!
Smolder: Wait. We got this many people to follow us and WITHOUT crushing all who are weak before us? Ponies are weird
Gallus: They come for the books and stay for the birb *Flex*
Ocellus: *giggles* What did you just call yourself?
Silverstream: He called himself a birb!
Gallus: N-no I didn’t!
Sandbar: What even is a birb? It sound like you burped but tried to hide it.
Yona: So why we posting this again?
Ocellus: Just to thank those creatures who follow us who may have missed it. We do post at a weird time for somecreatures.
Gallus: Myeh. Can’t they just look at stuff they missed?
Smolder: Not if they’re like you. You just follow everybody
Sandbar: She’s got you there. How many are we following now?
Silverstream: OOOH I know the answer! We follow ALL of our followers and more! I think we were at 1170 last time i checked.
Yona: WOOHOO! WE BEST!
Smolder: Wait. We got this many people to follow us and WITHOUT crushing all who are weak before us? Ponies are weird
Gallus: They come for the books and stay for the birb *Flex*
Ocellus: *giggles* What did you just call yourself?
Silverstream: He called himself a birb!
Gallus: N-no I didn’t!
Sandbar: What even is a birb? It sound like you burped but tried to hide it.
Silverstream: Thorax is so tall and regal! Wait a second!
Yona: What is it?
Silverstream: How come you don’t have horns, Ocellus?
Ocellus: Um… I do have a horn. But I assume you mean Antlers
Sandbar: Oh yeah! I never really noticed. Bit of a big difference
Smolder: Yeah! They look awesome. You can charge at each other and have antler-battles
Gallus: That sounded way cooler until you put it into words.
Ocellus: It’s not such a big deal. It’s like with Deer, the males have antlers but the females mostly do not. Also, ouch. Antler-battles sound painful.
Sandbar: Why do you want to know about Equestrian Ironwood anyway? I thought Yakyakistani was better
Yona: Oh! It is! But Yona needs to practice making something for secret special Snildar festival project. using Ironwood! If Pony has something like it, Yona doesn’t need to leave school to get more!
Gallus: What’re you making?
Silverstream: Gallus! Don’t you know it’d rude to pry into other peoples presents?
Gallus: Eh? It’s not for me. It’s not rude if I was just asking. *Hmphs*
Ocellus: How do we test if Equestrian Ironwood similar to Yakyakistani Ironwood?
Smolder: I propose a durubility test. We just get Sandbar to turn around, BAM, and see how many hours he’s unconcious for.
