Gallus: Someone’s been raiding the flower triplets again.
Sandbar: I don’t actually think they’re related.
Smolder: They’re related enough as drama llamas
Silverstream: Ooooh! I’ve not seen a Llama before. Do you get many here in Equestria?
Sandbar: I’ve never really met one. Smolder made the comparison, maybe she has?
Yona: Are llamas dramatic? Dragon wouldn’t lie to friends would she?
Ocellus: I’m sure she’s telling the truth. I find Smolder to be quite world-wise!
Smolder: *Faceclaws* It’s a turn of phrase…
Yona: What friends doing with Pony Professor’s Puppy?
Silverstream: Giving it a walk of course! Or more of a jog. Canter? Run!
Smolder: That makes me wonder. Why do ponies always shout “Run”” when there’s danger? Surely they should be crying “Gallop!”
Gallus: Run is shorter. More to the point.
Ocellus: I feel “Run” is more suited to our group, since Galloping mostly refers to quadrupeds. Smolder can’t gallop
Smolder: I could try, but it wouldn’t end well.
Sandbar: So what if Ocellus turned into a six-legged creature? It wouldn’t be gallop then? What would she do if she ran?
Gallus: She’d skitter or scuttle, I’d imagine.
Yona: Yona going to assume Pony Professor has been told that friends have puppy for walk…
Silverstream: Ooooh. I knew we forgot something!
Sandbar: Aww. Spoilsport. You weren’t this grumpy when we played cavalry battle last week.
Gallus: THIS week Yona is our opponent. I’d rather forfeit than risk a concussion.
Yona: Griffon is learning Yak superiority.
Gallus: I’m more than aware of what happens when bird hits cliff-face thankyouverymuch.
Silverstream: Yeah! We’re an awesome team Yonaaaa!
Smolder: Hey ‘Cell. Next time we’re against the boys, turn into a Yak!
Ocellus: Mhmm! Sounds like a plan!
Sandbar: Ponyfeathers…
Gallus: Why is she acting like a dog?
Sandbar: Huh? But she’s not mining for gems, how is she acting like a dog?
Smolder: Wait? Dogs hunt gems? But that’s a Dragon thing?
Silverstream: Oooh. Dragons breath fire though. Didn’t Gallus say Griffons can breathe fire?
Smolder: GALLUS!?
Gallus: Myeh?
Ocellus: Silver can transform too, but I find it fascinating!
Yona: And Changeling knocked over tower on first school day. Makes good yak.
Gallus: Or a crabby chick
Yona: Or cross calf
Silverstream: Or a fractious fry!
Smolder: STOP COMPARING ME TO A BABY!
Ocellus: What? Littlelings are cute too
Gallus: Going to contribute, Sandbar?
Sandbar: I’m trying to find something to alliterate with Foal. Silverstream took the best word!
Ocellus: Furious foal?
Sandbar: Myeh. It’ll do.
Smolder: WHY DID NOCREATURE TELL ME?
I was out like this for the whole day!!
Gallus: We thought you were trying out a new look.
Yona: Yona thought the reason was Griffon was scared Dragon would cook him.
Gallus: Yeah, that too.
Smolder: Silver! ‘Cellus! Why didn’t you two say something?
Ocellus: I-I’ve been in the library all day! I left before you even got up
Silverstream: Say what? Oh hey Smoldy! You have something on your face!
Smolder: *faceclaw*
Sandbar: Never underestimate a ponies affinity for wanton doodling.
Gallus: What do you mean you couldn’t think of anything? You’re you!
Sandbar: Yeah. You’re usually produce as much party
paraphernalia
as Professor Pinkie Pie!
Silverstream: *whines* But you put so much pressure on me! And it was last minute too!
Sandbar: So? I held up a sign for my milestone. That worked for me
Smolder: Dude, you literally scrawled “100 Followers” and then covered up the number in the presentation. You have no high ground here.
Ocellus: It’s okay Silvy! I’m sure they’ll love all… one two three… seven…. fourteen…. thirty nine of your signs?
Yona: Boys being very bad! Peer pressure not good for friendship. Friend Silverstream should not be rushed to make her stone-mile banner.
Gallus: Maybe so, but It’s not much of a milestone if post four hundred and seventeen is patting you on the back for post four hundred…
Silverstream: *whimpers* But then Four hundred and seventeen will need a banner too, to prevent from hurting his feelings.
Smolder:
What cyclic beast from Tartarus have you just birthed…
Gabby: You are not taller than me! See! I can see over your head easily!
Gallus: You’re standing up you gibbering goof *rolls eyes*
Yona: Griffon really is small?
Sandbar: I don’t think he’s much shorter than the othergriffs we’ve seen-
Silverstream: Gabbbbyyyyy *glomps* It’s been so long!
Smolder: You literally said the same thing last week.
Silverstream: Yeah but i didn’t hug her!
Ocellus: I don’t know if I’d describe that as a hug. It was more like a precision airstrike…
Gabby: *gigglesnorts* Don’t be so silly! It’s great to see you too Silvy!
Sandbar: Are you sure that’s true, Yona?
Yona: What Sandbar saying? Of course it is true! Yaks know how important Yaks are to world. We learn about it during sacred Yak rituals.
Ocellus: I’d really like to hear about these rituals sometime Yona! You don’t often find literature on Yak Cultures…
Gallus: Of course not. There’s no stationary shops in Yakyakistan to buy quills, pencils and paper. They wouldn’t be able to write books without materials! Silly bugling.
Smolder: I can’t picture a Yak Businessman setting up a chain of stores in Yakyakistan…
Silverstream: *snorts and giggles* I can! And it’s really funny!
Gallus: Way to kill an entire lesson’s worth of time Smolder! Easiest hour of napping I’ve had so far.
Ocellus: I really enjoyed it!
Silverstream: I learnt so much! I never knew they were able to varnish a ponies room!
Sandbar: Banish ponies to the moon.
Silverstream: Oooh. That makes way more sense now.
Yona: Yona bored. Yona knew all this already.
Twilight: That’s very good Yona! I’m pleased you’re taking a proactive approach to your studies. I’m sure there are some things you can touch up on about the elements though-
Yona: No. Yak memory is best. Yona remembers all
Smolder: I call rubbish at that! No way your memory is that good
Yona: Yona know Headmare quotes book wrong a lot in lesson
Twilight: Wait WHAT?