Silverstream: COOKEHS!

Yona: Nuh! Yona waited patiently for friends. Was very painful but Yona waited. Friend Silverstream must wait too

Silverstream: Awwwww…

Ocellus: Where are Smolder and Sandbar anyway?

Gallus: Behind the tree over there eating the other plate of cookies that they found.

Sandbar: Gahfuush!!

Smolder: Traitor!

Gallus: I think we need to stick together Sandbar. I swear the girls are trying to kill us.

Yona: That not true!

Sandbar: Really? We seem to be in very unfortunate situations more often than not.

Ocellus: Pfft. You two are just over exaggerating.

Silverstream: Yeah! We’d never do anything that’d get you too injured. We’re just playing.

Smolder: Yeah. So long as there’s a chance we can get found out, we’ll play nice *snickers*

Sandbar: Hold me, Gallus

Gallus: *grumbles*

Ocellus: Hey! Why are you the best. Most Dragons don’t even have friends to begin with.

Smolder: Exactly. And I do. Which makes me the superior dragon.

Gallus: *snort*. Yeah right. Okay. Here’s a test of your friendship. When is my birthday?

Smolder: It was the day you were born. Duh.

Sandbar: *facehoof*

Silverstream: Well… she wasn’t wrong…

Yona: Wasn’t right either

Smolder: I don’t think that’s what they were asking

Gallus: What? It’s true. Most Griffons, if not all, come from Griffonstone

Ocellus: I think they were talking about the hereditary biology behind your species.

Sandbar: Oh. Ew.

Silverstream: Ooooh I’m curious now. Gallus! Can we have another history lesson?

Yona: Yona listen too. For reasons. And science. Yak science.

Silverstream: D’awww! Coral is so cute! I just want to pick her up and swing her around and around and around.

Gallus: I don’t see it

Smolder: Me neither

Yona: Don’t see what?

Ocellus: They’re just grumpy because they’re bad with kids. Aren’t they? Aren’t they? *make silly faces for Coral Currents*

Coral: *giggles*

Sandbar: Yeah, you two never caught me as the type to enjoy kids

Ocellus: Smolder! How can you be so brazen about causing trouble!

Smolder: Ocellus. How overdue is your book on historical friendships of the Unicornian Mages?

Ocellus: *pouts* I reserve the right against self-incrimination

Gallus: What she means Ocellus, is that we don’t -cause- trouble… We just don’t avoid it.

Sandbar: Except when you get lonely during the winter

Silverstream: Ouch! Low blow there Sandy

Yona: Griffons fault for not flying, if he’s hit by low blows.

Ocellus: I’d appreciate it if you didn’t draw them looking so ‘Cute’ Gallus. Also there were no mail-lings back there to send the parcels anywhere. This is fundamentally flawed!

Gallus: Exactly. That’s why you had to stop being evil and become all pastelly coloured. It was an unsustainable system.

Yona: Griffon has a point. Very strange way to save on money. Why not just fly to places with love

Smolder: So how did they send love back? Did they also use the post-system?

Silverstream: Must be! Otherwise they’d have to double up on how much they spent to get to and from the places with love!

Ocellus: CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

Sandbar: Hahah! Your face is priceless

Silverstream: Yaks are TOTALLY huggable. So warm and fuzzy.

Yona: What Yona can say. Yaks best huggers.

Sandbar: *whines*

Smolder: Ugh fine. You can go join in the hug. Just don’t drag me into it

Sandbar: Whoopee!

Gallus: He behaves like such a kid sometimes.

Ocellus: Uh… you do know we ARE all technically kids.

Gallus: Technicalities

Sandbar: OW! What was that for!

Smolder: PERSONAL SPACE! Respect it. Saccharine Scales, I shouldn’t have to teach you about this

Gallus: Yeah… Saw that one coming a mile off.

Silverstream: Is that why you slipped the question under Sandbar’s door this morning?

Yona: Griffon very mean to friend Sandbar.

Ocellus: I guess it wasn’t very nice. But Sandy should use a bit of common sense every now and then.

Gallus: Woohoo! In the clear!

*Smack*

Yona: Yona best at original slogans

Sandbar: Not sure that one is original. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard it before.

Gallus: It does have a ring to it

SIlverstream: This will be so exciting! I can’t wait!!

Ocellus: Aren’t we doing it already

Smolder: I feel none of us have explained this very well

Princess Luna: Then allow my sister and I to explain it for thee.

Students: PRINCESSES???

Princess Celestia: Good day, my lovely creatures. It’s so very nice to see you. And to all of YOU out there too.

Princess Luna: Allow us to explain the situation more clearly. Please do not be afraid. The Students of Twilight’s school of Friendship are not going anywhere.

Princess Celestia: Quite so. What is happening is more of a…. friendship report - I guess you could say. They will be continue sharing their adventures in Ponyville with you all here…

Princess Luna: … and simultaneously they’ll be forwarding those reports to another group of eager ponies. Eventually there will come a time when both groups will be updated at the same time.

Princess Celestia: Now why is this happoening? Well - It’s always good to have copies of reports. I dare say, if the Golden Oaks library had the only copy of all of young Twilight’s books, Equestia would be a far less knowledgeable place. This is just to let more people share in these tales.

Princess Luna: You too, are more than welcome to read these reports. By clicking on the words of my sister and I, you shall be teleported to their repository. Do take care though - there are many ponies around studying!

Princess Celestia: We must bid you farewell for now, my little ponies. Have a lovely day

Princess Luna: Fare thee well, commoners!

Princess Celestia: Luna!