Smolder: Seriously. Who owns this many striped socks?

Gallus: And who makes them THIS BIG?

Silverstream: You should know who it was Smolder! You and Ocellus do a bunch of sewing with Professor Rarity during her Generosity classes.

Ocellus: Eek! *hides behind Yona*

Yona: There! now Griffon and Dragon cannot fly away!

Sandbar: *snerk* Look very pretty there, you two.

Gallus: GET BACK HERE!

Smolder: You grab him. I’ll show him my own talent in needlework

Silverstream: That just leaves one of us!

Smolder: Hey! Gallus didn’t wear them!!

Gallus: Yes. But one was in proximity to me. That totally counts.

Sandbar: Like hay it does. Get over here!

Yona: Yona will restrain Griffon and Dragon.

Ocellus: Let’s get them!

Yona: Yak horns now pretty!

Ocellus: Wait! You only put them on two of your legs. Won’t the other two get cold?

Yona: Silly question. Yak built for cold. Why would Yak legs need protection.

Gallus: But then why would your horns need to be- you know what. I’m not even going to ask. I feel the question would be asinine.

Sandbar: Oooh Look at you. Using your “Word of the day” calenders Silverstream got you from her homeland

Silverstream: I knew those were worth it! The Mount Aris board of Tourism strikes again! Bwha!

Smolder: Yeeeeah… Giving a dragon a present made of paper wasn’t your smartest idea Silver…

Sandbar: You’re such a buzz-kill Gallus!

Gallus: I have CLAWS and TALONS. They SHRED those things to bits. Plus I don’t like getting those threads stuck there when they fall apart

Silverstream: That means you HAVE tried them on before? SHOW US PICTURES

Smolder: This is Gallus we’re talking about. He probably burnt them in a volcano to prevent them from existing.

Yona: Yona wants socks! Can Yona wear socks?

Ocellus: I don’t see why not. They’re so comfy <3

Yona: Changeling has socks!

Silverstream: Omigosh! Where did you get them! They look so comfy!

Gallus: I’m feeling confused

Sandbar: Aww. Gallus wants a pair of socks too?

Smolder: You know he’s like… twice as strong as you, right?

Ocellus: *happy warm bookbug noises*

Ocellus: What’re you guys doing?

Sandbar: We’re going for a picnic!

Yona: Pony knows we’re under curfew after what Dragon did right

Smolder: Oh come on! it was just a teensy little scratch! Now keep distracting anyone who comes by Silver!

Gallus: You cut the chain to the thing that separates the waterfall at the front of the schoo… which then iced over. Not exactly a teensy tiny conclusion. And you got the rest of us basically grounded for a week.

Smolder: Pfft. If they stopped flailing around, I could’ve melted all of the Ice

Sandbar: You DID melt the ice. And the door. and Councilor Starlight’s tail.

Silverstream: Hurry up guys! I’m getting hungryyyyyyyy!!

Yona: Professor Rockhoof teaching Yona how to dig fast!

Gallus: *shudder* Soon the only place safe from Yak Smash will be in the skies. Underground, overground, no creature is safe.

Sandbar: I hadn’t thought of that. Mind giving me a lift?

Smolder: You’re sure in a rush to get back in the sky again, ever since you almost plummeted to your doom during a school trip.

Silverstream: Sandbar has shaken off concussions, Dragonfire, pizza-based food poisoning. I’m pretty sure he was over gravity’s mortal perils an hour later!

Ocellus: I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about his lack of self-preservation…

Silverstream: *Excited bird noises*

Ocellus: Ooooooh Shiny! Is that real silver?

Yona: Of course it’s real. She’s holding it. Silly question.

Sandbar: I think she was asking if it is really SILVER, not asking if Silver was real.

Yona: That’;s what Yak said. Of course it’s Silver. We’ve known her for months!

Smolder: I think you’re spiraling down an infinite loop of stupid now.

Gallus: Shhh. Let’s see how long they can keep going before Sandbar gives up or Yona wallops him.

Gallus: Oh Gizzards this is HILARIOUS! How does it feel to be the one who got incinerated, Sandbar?

Sandbar: I’m re-evaluating your next Birthday Present.

Smolder: *inspects claws* Both of you Doofuses deserve to be cooked on occasion. I’m just the one who gets the honour to do so.

Yona: Yona concerned. Yona think Yaks more flammable than Ponies

Silverstream: That’s okay Yona! Smolder only picks on the boys

Ocellus: For now, at least.

Sandbar: Hey Smolder. Did you get TIED UP with homework today?

Smolder: Hey Sandbar. What temperature does a Pony’s coat catch fire?

Ocellus: Well technically, if we’re speaking about when does it spontaneously combust without oxidation.

Gallus: I think she’s implying that there will be oxidation. Lots of fiery dragon-based oxidation

Yona: Today isn’t Ox-dayshun! It’s Sundayshun!

Silverstream: Ooooh Is Smolder going to set Sandbar on fire? I wonder if he’ll get all fluffy like Gallus did!