Yona: Pun not funny. Why friend Silverstream laughing?

Ocellus: It’s funny beca-

Gallus: Y’know. It stops being funny when you need to explain it.

Ocellus: *pouts*

Smolder: Okidoke. Put one in the jar ‘Cell.

Ocellus: *whines* But it wasn’t my fault! They goaded me!

Sandbar: Put a bit in the ‘pout jar’ ‘Cell. We set it up for a reason.You girls all keep abusing the power for your own gain

Silverstream: Like you guys don’t do the same!

Gallus: Yeah, but ours don’t tend to work.

Yona: Dragon get fat if she eats too many gems.

Smolder: No I won’t

Gallus: You kinda will,

Ocellus: No she won’t

Smolder: *munches* See?

Sandbar: Care to explain?

Ocellus: She’s eating an Aquamarine which contains beryllium. Dragons absorb the beryllium and it helps them modulate their own internal temperature. Dragon diet changes depending on their metabolism.

Silverstream: So Smoldy eats gems to stop setting herself on fire?

Smolder: Basically.

Gallus: Still gonna get fat.

Sandbar: Maybe she’ll just burn it off *snickers*

Smolder: I KNEW IT!

Gallus: Shaddup.

Sandbar: We’re kindred spirits, dude! I’ll help you catch it

Silverstream: Yeah! Let the kitty be a kitty! We’ll help!

Yona: Yona doesn’t understand Griffon’s fascination with light…

Ocellus: It stirs up his predatory hunting instincts. Alert ears, wings half-deployed, claws raised. Classic signs of a ready-to-pounce Griffon.

Gallus: Right. I’m eating all of your pillows like I said I would.

Silverstream: So that’s why I remember you making a ringing sound ‘Celly! I thought someone just put a bell on you!

Ocellus: A bell? Why would someone do that?

Sandbar: You do tread very lightly. You keep sneaking up on us.

Gallus: I’m sure she does it deliberately. 

Yona: Why question asked about winter when almost summer? Makes no sense to Yona.

Smolder: Why not? All’s fair in love and war.

Ocellus: *Whines* Did you have to phrase it like that? Now I’m hungry…

Smolder: Ugh! History! That’s the last class I want to have extended

Gallus: History isn’t that bad. We all learn a thing from history.

Smolder: Such as?

Yona: Dragon learnt not to listen to young ponies asking about fire breath.

Sandbar: That was only a few weeks ago.

Ocellus: Technically it’s counts as “recent history”,.

Silverstream: If I write “history” twice on a page, does it mean I have rewritten history?

Sandbar: That seems like a far safer way to do it than time travel…

Starlight Glimmer: On that we can agree.

Twilight Sparkle: And longer history lessons sounds like a WONDERFUL idea!

Smolder: *facedesk*

Gallus: Is it just me or did that explain nothing?

Sandbar: It wasn’t just you

Silverstream: Oooh, ‘Celly! Got any more unusual dragon facts?

Ocellus: Um…. Dragons are historically known to charge into trees mouth-first in order to force large gems down their throats in order to prevent nearby dragons from stealing some.

Smolder: *gags* Really? Sounds stupid

Yona: Yona can practice with friend Smolder on her drying tree! Can exchange tips!

Ember: You have some strange friends.

Smolder: You started it.

Silverstream: Brushies! I’ll brush you Yona!

Sandbar: Brush what exactly. Hair? Fur?

Smolder: Maybe she’s secretly going to ask you to brush the floor of her room, Gallus.

Gallus: ONE time. I enjoy myself ONE time and you feel the need to bring it up in casual conversation over and over.

Smolder: It’s just so easy though.

Ocellus: Could be worse. She could be asking him to tie up her hair again.

Yona: Yona never asking for that. Yona learnt from mistakes.

Smolder: *deadpans* Really? A nap?

Gallus: I’m entitled to naps. There were no classes last week.

Sandbar: Well… he is part cat, and it has been really sunny.

Silverstream: *But he’s also part bird! And birds don’t sleep for long at all! *nods sagely*

Ocellus: Birds are actually alert at all times, even when they’re asleep.

Sandbar: Maybe that’s why he conked out for so long. All this time being constantly alert.

Smolder: *faceclaws* Why are you all defending him?

Yona: More likely Griffon was too lazy to do gardening activity this week.

Silverstream: What’s so confusing?

Sandbar: I don’t know how this thing works? How do I move it?

Silverstream: You move it like you’d normally move your flipper!

Yona: Pony no have flipper.

Silverstream: *pouts* Well it wasn’t hard for me to learn to walk again when we returned to the surface. Maybe just imagine your hind legs are tied together and wiggle like a worm!

Gallus: I guess having brand new limbs and the like would be a bit confusing for the first time you experience it. What do you th-

Smolder: I’m still not doing it. Don’t even think of asking

Gallus: Dang. What about you ‘cell? How do you adapt to changing form?

Ocellus: Changelings don’t really have any issues with adapting to their hosts bodies except in infancy.

Ocellus: Oooh! I have loads of questions! What’s the population density of Somnambula? I mean I know It’s just northwest of Saddle Arabia but since they’re in the same landmass I thought you’d…

Gallus: And there she goes. Good luck stopping her teach’.

Smolder: I’m surprised how many reformed creatures there are around Ponyville…

Sandbar: You get used to it.

Smolder: No, I mean - I’m surprised so many of you ponies go evil.

Silverstream: They don’t go evil Smoldy! They just get cranky.

Yona: So what friend Silverstream saying is that evil creatures are like wailing calves?

Tempest Shadow: *arches an eyebrow* I’d like to think I was a little more intimidating than that.