Gallus: You look traumatised.
Smolder: She just appears! You don’t even realise until your personal bubble is popped.
Sandbar: A bit like Pinkie Pie.
Silverstream: But I’m Purple!
Ocellus: More like a light magentaish grey…
Yona: Hippogriff and Yak cultures very similar. Nuzzles are sign of affection and friendliness!
Silverstream: Nuzzles are the bestest!
Pinkie Pie: Especially if you have snuggles at the same time! Then you get Snuzzles!
Silverstream: *gasps* That sounds amazing!
Ocellus: Smiling at somecreature can really make their day!
Smolder: Is it really -that- impactful on creatures? Smiling?
Gallus: I’m fairly certain its considered a superpower here - that and rainbows.
Yona: Smiles are super important! Professor Pinkie says so!
Silverstream: Huh? That’s not what I had written down in my notepad…
Sandbar: You misspelt it as Simile.
Silverstream: I guess you could say I was as silly as a goose!
Sandbar: I walked into that one. *chuckles*
Gallus: So that’s where my pencil went!
Ocellus: Don’t you have like… thirty pencils?
Gallus: All pencils are mine. Griffon laws apply.
Yona: This Yona Yak pencil. Specially weighted. Allow Yona to practice balance.
Smolder: Balancing your…. head?
Yona: Yes! Yaks need perfect poise because otherwise horns grow in bad way?
Sandbar: I swear when you talk about poise, you know you’ve spent too much time around Professor Rarity.
Silverstream: Why do I now picture Yaks with corkscrew horns?
Sandbar: Come on! Put those big wings to use! Flap!
Gallus: You are at least FOUR times my weight right now!
Smolder: I guess you could say that Gallus is really a featherweight
Ocellus: *giggles* That’s n-not funny!
Yona: Yes! Griffon has weight of feather!
Gallus: Yeah well, At least I managed to survive the weekend without passing into a sugar coma.
Silverstream: Wait! I didn’t go into a sugar coma!
Smolder: Because we locked all the chocolate away from you. We’re not repeating last year.
Silverstream: Awww…
Yona: Friends did it for Silverstream’s own good.
Sandbar: *belches*
Smolder: …And then Headmare Twilight told me not to be so reckless around such impressionable fillies. It was just an experiment! She likes that sort of stuff.
Gallus: Surely by now you’d have figured out if you were or were not able to breathe water or ice
Smolder: Nyeh. You never know till you try!
Ocellus: And what happened to the fire?
Apple Bloom: We put it out with a fire bucket!
Sweetie Belle: Water bucket.
Apple Bloom: That’s just ceramics!
Sweetie Belle: Semantics. And no it’s not - fire buckets are full of sand!
Scootaloo: Shouldn’t they be full of fire?
Yona: Why little ponies know so much about fire?
CMC: No reasons!
Sandbar: Many… many reasons.
Silverstream: I want to hear every single one!
Silverstream: And what’s this?
Ocellus: That’s a diagram displaying crystal resonance and how it impacts on creatures senses on a thaumaturgic level.
Silverstream: No, I mean this!
Ocellus: Oh… it looks like… a coffee stain?
Smolder: I don’t get how you can just sit and read on a sunny day like today.
Sandbar: Different yokes for different folks. Somecreatures just enjoy relaxing in the sun
Yona: But neither Changeling nor Hippogriff wear yoke…
Gallus: Term of phrase, Yona.
Sandbar: *coughs* How do you generate this much dust, G?
Gallus: *hums idly* Sweep sweep sweep…
Smolder: I think he’s in his “groove” now.
Yona: Griffon make enthusiastic, but bad cleaner.
Silverstream: What do you mean? Look how sparkly the floor is!
Ocellus: Maybe, but he keeps blowing the dust over the other cleaned sections whilst he flaps his wings!
Gallus: Sweep sweep sweep
Yona: Why would Yona break Sandbar? Ponies too dramatic.
Sandbar: I’m just used to being either clawed or burnt or bitten by you guys…
Silverstream: Don’t forget hugged!
Ocellus: Do we really do all that stuff to you?
Gallus: Sandbar’s just being a worrywart. I get all that stuff done to me too and I turned out alright!
Smolder: *snerks* Sure you did. Although Yona, you did also hit Sandbar with a log that one time. That may have given the poor colt a complex…
Yona: Yona was demonstrating Yakyakistani Ironwood. Sandbar understands Ironwood strength now.
Gallus: Sweet feathering Grover! *pants* That scared the life out of me!
Smolder: *flicks some water at Gallus* Calm your rump. This sort of thing shouldn’t surprise you anymore.
Gallus: Yes but having one of the literal original diarch of a nation APPEAR in front of you is, even by Equestrian standards, a little unusual!
Princess Celestia: Oh, Hello, my little ones. I apologise for dropping in like that. This tome has a few little “jokes” left inside it that I’ve yet to disarm before returning it to the restricted section.
Ocellus: Oooh! I’d like to see inside the restricted section. Maybe I can ask Headmare Twilight for a visit sometime.
Yona: Restricted section of pony library sounds bad. Yona thinks friends should stay out of it.
Sandbar: Yeeeah. Didn’t you remember the lesson on magical comic books? I agree with Yona here.
Silverstream: Y’know. The Professors never told us who actually made that enchanted comic…
Ocellus: Cookie! I want too!
Gallus: YES! Count me in!
Smolder: You are all addicted to sugar. How do you even function?
Sandbar: You’re in Equestria, It’s unavoidable.
Smolder: But they aren’t even from Equestria!
Silverstream: Don’t be coy Smoldy! You love your sweeties too!
Smolder: *grumbles* Not since that “Dentist” pony traumatised me on the subject of sugar
Yona: But Dragon hurt tooth on rock, not sugar. Yet Dragon continues to eat gem rocks.
Gallus: *chewing on a biscuit* Checkmate
