Ocellus: Oooh! I have loads of questions! What’s the population density of Somnambula? I mean I know It’s just northwest of Saddle Arabia but since they’re in the same landmass I thought you’d…
Gallus: And there she goes. Good luck stopping her teach’.
Smolder: I’m surprised how many reformed creatures there are around Ponyville…
Sandbar: You get used to it.
Smolder: No, I mean - I’m surprised so many of you ponies go evil.
Silverstream: They don’t go evil Smoldy! They just get cranky.
Yona: So what friend Silverstream saying is that evil creatures are like wailing calves?
Tempest Shadow: *arches an eyebrow* I’d like to think I was a little more intimidating than that.
Sandbar: Come on! Put those big wings to use! Flap!
Gallus: You are at least FOUR times my weight right now!
Smolder: I guess you could say that Gallus is really a featherweight
Ocellus: *giggles* That’s n-not funny!
Yona: Yes! Griffon has weight of feather!
Gallus: Yeah well, At least I managed to survive the weekend without passing into a sugar coma.
Silverstream: Wait! I didn’t go into a sugar coma!
Smolder: Because we locked all the chocolate away from you. We’re not repeating last year.
Silverstream: Awww…
Yona: Friends did it for Silverstream’s own good.
Sandbar: *belches*
Sandbar: *coughs* How do you generate this much dust, G?
Gallus: *hums idly* Sweep sweep sweep…
Smolder: I think he’s in his “groove” now.
Yona: Griffon make enthusiastic, but bad cleaner.
Silverstream: What do you mean? Look how sparkly the floor is!
Ocellus: Maybe, but he keeps blowing the dust over the other cleaned sections whilst he flaps his wings!
Gallus: Sweep sweep sweep
Gallus: Sweet feathering Grover! *pants* That scared the life out of me!
Smolder: *flicks some water at Gallus* Calm your rump. This sort of thing shouldn’t surprise you anymore.
Gallus: Yes but having one of the literal original diarch of a nation APPEAR in front of you is, even by Equestrian standards, a little unusual!
Princess Celestia: Oh, Hello, my little ones. I apologise for dropping in like that. This tome has a few little “jokes” left inside it that I’ve yet to disarm before returning it to the restricted section.
Ocellus: Oooh! I’d like to see inside the restricted section. Maybe I can ask Headmare Twilight for a visit sometime.
Yona: Restricted section of pony library sounds bad. Yona thinks friends should stay out of it.
Sandbar: Yeeeah. Didn’t you remember the lesson on magical comic books? I agree with Yona here.
Silverstream: Y’know. The Professors never told us who actually made that enchanted comic…
Silverstream: *noms happily*
Smolder: Coward.
Gallus: YOU try and say no to that look. It’s like kicking kittens into Tartarus.
Ocellus: You big softy.
Sandbar: You girls always get away with pulling that same stunt.
Yona: Sandbar and Gallus always try same trick to get extra desert from canteen!
Gallus: *pouts* No we don’t!
Sandbar: Only on Thursday. That’s profiterole day…
Silverstream: Did someone say profiteroles! Gimmi!
Smolder: Yup.
Sandbar: Kinda.
Ocellus: How did you even get a hold of that outfit?
Silverstream: I’m sure he probably kept one with all his other weird outfits.
Gallus: I DO NOT KEEP WEIRD OUTFITS.
Yona: Griffon and friends don’t ware clothes. Makes any clothing weird in Yak books.
Smolder: But you wear a rug. So doesn’t that make you weird too?
Silverstream: And Smoldy wears ‘Celly’s neck-scarf! We’re all weird!
Sandbar: Aww. Spoilsport. You weren’t this grumpy when we played cavalry battle last week.
Gallus: THIS week Yona is our opponent. I’d rather forfeit than risk a concussion.
Yona: Griffon is learning Yak superiority.
Gallus: I’m more than aware of what happens when bird hits cliff-face thankyouverymuch.
Silverstream: Yeah! We’re an awesome team Yonaaaa!
Smolder: Hey ‘Cell. Next time we’re against the boys, turn into a Yak!
Ocellus: Mhmm! Sounds like a plan!
Sandbar: Ponyfeathers…
Gabby: You are not taller than me! See! I can see over your head easily!
Gallus: You’re standing up you gibbering goof *rolls eyes*
Yona: Griffon really is small?
Sandbar: I don’t think he’s much shorter than the othergriffs we’ve seen-
Silverstream: Gabbbbyyyyy *glomps* It’s been so long!
Smolder: You literally said the same thing last week.
Silverstream: Yeah but i didn’t hug her!
Ocellus: I don’t know if I’d describe that as a hug. It was more like a precision airstrike…
Gabby: *gigglesnorts* Don’t be so silly! It’s great to see you too Silvy!
Ocellus: I don’t understand how this is meant to be a friendship lesson
Discord: Oh come now! it’s obvious what lesson i’m referencing! Waiting for you all to get it is like watching grass grow.
Yona: Yona thinks Draconequus is being silly.
Silverstream: Oooh! He looks just like how Professor Dash said Professor Rarity looked like when Trixie was in town for the first time!
Discord: Ding ding ding! Points to the winged pink sea-sausage!
Smolder: That’s not even a friendship lesson! Trixie just turned Professor Rarity’s mane green because she could!
Discord: I’m sure there’s a friendship lesson there. Go ask your other teachers. They’ll know.
Gallus: JUST TURN ME BLUE AGAIN.
Sandbar: Nothing wrong with being green *grumbles*
Ocellus: Everyone loves hugs! Even you.
Gallus: Shaddup.
Ocellus: That’s not a nooooooo *giggles*
Gallus: ….shaddup…
Silverstream: I always wondered why you’re very open to hugs, Smolder
Smolder: I’m not open to hugs. I’m just not very resistant to them. There’s only so long the cliff can hold up against the waves.
Sandbar: Poetic. But next time you give me a hug, can you not try to break my ribs?
Smolder: *snickers* Just showing how much I care.
Yona: Yona told Sandbar he should not have eaten Dragon’s biscuit.
Sandbar: But it was sitting right there on the table! It cried out to me in anguish.
