Ocellus: Well, yeah. Did you think dragons naturally formed a leadership hierarchy?

Smolder: Somehow, I’m not offended by this, because you’re probably right. We’d just fight each other continually.

Gallus: Yeah, but what would a changeling have to benefit from by becoming the leader of dragons

Ocellus: In hindsight, not much. Dragons don’t tend to love their leaders like ponies do. Once it was clear it wouldn’t work, the idea was abandoned but the Dragons continued vying for leadership so it kind of stuck!

Yona: Yona concerned that Changelings interfered with yaks now.

Silverstream: Seeing how ‘Celly deals with the cold weather here, I think Yakyakistan is far too cold for them to bug you!

Sandbar: That pun was bad and you should feel bad.

Sandbar: That was priceless. I heard the girly scream from the other side of the courtyard.

Smolder: Hey Gallus! Nice bite marks. Who’s the lucky bird?

Gallus: Hah. Hah. Go away. I’m off to the nurse to see if I now have tetanus.

Yona: Yona didn’t realise Griffon had such sensitive ears.

Silverstream: Oh, that’s tinnitus! Tetanus is when you cut yourself on something rusty

Yona: But Changeling isn’t rusty, or metal

Gallus: May not be rusty, but her fangs are dang well serrated.

Ocellus: *harrumphs* I told you to stop making fun of me, and you did it anyway!

Smolder: A whole year! We’ve had some good times, haven’t we?

Silverstream: Nope!

Smolder: Huh?

Silverstream: They were GREAT!

Ocellus: Yeah! I hope this never ends!

Sandbar: A hundred more years!

Gallus: I don’t think that’s realisti-

Yona: A HUNDRED MORE YEARS!

Sandbar: You liked it yesterday.

Gallus: Yesterday, I didn’t notice SOMEONE had glued this costume on so I was stuck in it.

Smolder: You’re a big strong Griffgriff. Can’t you tear it off.

Silverstream: Nope! Professor Rarity’s fabric was used to make these outfits. It’s designed to be strong enough not to be damaged!

Ocellus: Ever think that our teachers are somehow overqualified for their other jobs?

Yona: This costume perfect for Yakyakistan. Survives smash! Fabric strong. Yona approves.

Sandbar: You made a convention about yourself?

Silverstream: Why not? I thought creatures do it all the time.

Smolder: You really do put the con in convention, Gallus.

Gallus: Well I was going to put all proceeds towards treats from Sugarcube Corner for you guys, but you can just eat rocks instead, Smallder.

Yona: Yona can have cupcake? Pink Pony cupcakes are the best!

Silverstream: Woooooooo cupcakes! Wait. do we need to pay an admission fee too? I mean, we’re friends.

Ocellus: I’m sure Gallus will channel some of that amazing Griffon haggling skills to get us to pay for our own food in some respect

Gallus: ‘Cell, you wound me.

Ocellus: You didn’t refute it though.

Gallus: Touché

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Smolder: Where did you even get that thing.

Gallus: I made it.His ears and bangs are my own feathers.

Silverstream: That is kinda adorbz… Can I get one?

Gallus: Sure. Just yank a few of yours and I’ll use the spare sock.

Ocellus: Where did you even get a sock from?

Smolder: Isn’t that one of the ones Sandbar tried to get you to wear a few months back.

Gallus: Bingo

Sandbar: NOOOO! MR SOCKINS! What did he do to you.

Yona: Griffon gave it character. That’s good thing, no?

Silverstream: Killjoy

Gallus: ‘Tis what I do best

Ocellus: Why are you such a grumpygriff today?

Smolder: I cooked him some breakfast

Yona: So why that make griffon upset?

Gallus: I’m not upset!

Sandbar: He didn’t appreciate being served charcoal instead of pancakes

Silverstream: I don’t get it.

Sandbar: It was a popular story about some goats who captured spooky phantasmal creatures!

Silverstream: But why “Goat Busters”. surely. that means they capture goats?

Yona: Yona thinks ‘Goat Busters’ sounds catchy!

Gallus: And that’s what matters! One more time ‘Cell!

Smolder: Are you two going to stop singing that song anytime soon?

Ocellus: Noperino!

Sandbar: Seriously. Who gave them both chocolate again?

Ocellus: There are a number of reasons why you’re so colourful.

Gallus: I’m all ears.

Ocellus: Well amongst animals, bright colours can be used for camouflage…

Yona: Griffon not very good at hiding.

Smolder: Some creatures are colourful to scare off predators into thinking they’re poisonous.

Sandbar: The only thing poisonous about Gallus are his “knock knock” jokes.

Gallus: That’s cause they kill you each time.

Silverstream: What’s the last reason?

Ocellus: Males are often very colourful when trying to attract a mate.

Gallus: Nope. Nope. Gonna just nope right out of here.

Sandbar: I’ll stick to my belief that Gallus is a Wonderbolt spy. Seems more likely.