Yona: Guuuuys. Silverstream acting evil again.
Sandbar: I’ll get the bucket of cold water and a mop.
Ocellus: What do you need th-
*fwoosh splash*
Silverstream: *soaked* Huh? Wossat?
Smolder: You were planning to break the rules of nature again.
Silverstream: Aha! You’ve reminded me of my evil pl-
*splash*
Gallus: Always bring a second bucket.
Smolder: So the true question is, who is she the MOST protective of?
Silverstream: Awww. Don’t make me pick. That’s mean
Yona: Obviously Yona. Because Yaks best.
Gallus: I thought Yaks strongest. So why do you need someone to be protective of you?
Yona: um… Yona mean Yaks most protective. Yona no need protection.
Sandbar: It’s probably Ocellus. She’s the most naïve and helpless of all of us. Plus she’s so small
Ocellus: *pouts* I still have fangs and the ability to drain you of your love, Sandy. I’m not that helpless.
Smolder: Are Hippogriffs always so clingy?
Yona: And fuzzy.
Gallus: Yes. and… maybe? I don’t know.
Ocellus: Do Hippogriffs have a fuzz-scale
Sandbar: I think we should start one. Any excuse for a field trip to Mount Aris.
Silverstream: Did someone say FIELD TRIP?!?!!
Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!
Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken
Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.
Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you
Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.
Sandbar: Why just us?
Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.
Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.
Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.
Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!
Sandbar: Know what I find most amusing?
Smolder: Aside from the whole situation? *snorts*
Sandbar: Aside from that. Is that the one who gets stuck is one of the Three amongst us with naturally prehensile claws.
Yona: And one of the four who can fly.
Ocellus: Not to mention one of the two who can also change shape
Silverstream: STOP TEASING ME AND GET THIS OFF!
Gallus: No.
Over 1 Hippofishes a year are mildly inconvenienced by cardboard boxes.
Look after your Hippofish. Flatten your boxes.
- A mildly
inconvenienced
Hippofish.
Silverstream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Smolder: Hey! We said DON’T give her Coffee!
Sandbar: Sh-she drank it by accident. She had some of Gallus’!
Gallus: Hey! Don’t throw me under the cart like that.
Smolder: Ugh. I can feel a headache coming already.
Ocellus: *Sighs* I’ll go get the paintbrushes.
Yona: Yona come too. Not because she’s scared of Hippogriff or anything.
Smolder: Monster? Ouch. I thought we were friends, Silver!
Silverstream: Pffft. You’ve got thicker scales than that Smoldy!
Gallus: Ba-dum-tsshh
Sandbar: Is that what we’ve been reduced to? Cheesy Jokes, sound effects and references?
Yona: More or less.
Ocellus: Huh? I don’t get it
Gallus: And you’re luckier for it, little bugling.
Ocellus: I still have fangs.
Gallus: Big bugling
Gallus: Jeez. We were only gone for a week.Calm ya rumps.
Yona: Barely enough time to finish Yona’s coursework essay.
Sandbar: Yeah. Yeesh. Professor Rarity was harsh. “If we have time to laze, we have time to INVENT”. She invents the most rediculous assignments sometimes…
Ocellus: Sssshhh! What if our teachers hear you!
Silverstream: Why would they hear us? We live in the School dorms and she lives in the centre of Ponyville!
Smolder: That pony can sniff out gossip like it were gems to a Dragon. Don’t put it past her!
Smolder: Don’t worry Silver, we’ll get him when he sleeps.
Gallus: Sandbar. Remind me. Never fall asleep again on campus.
Silverstream: Aww! No fair! The boys are teaming up on us.
Sandbar: You’re assuming I don’t want to see how you’d act with a laser pointer.
Yona: Hah! Griffon has no backup plan now!
Gallus: Point. Ocellus. Remind me. Never fall asleep on campus.
Ocellus: Why would i hel-
Gallus: I’ll bring you back a book from Griffonstone next time I’m there.
Ocellus: DEAL!
Ocellus: Weakness identified! Attack!
Sandbar: Rawr!
Yona: Friends no play fair! Not equal teams!
Smolder: The only rule in battle is to win!
Gallus: Can’t argue with statistics. Most battles are won by those with the superior force!
Silverstream: FOR SEAQUESTRIA! *leaps on top of everycreature*