Yona: Guuuuys. Silverstream acting evil again.

Sandbar: I’ll get the bucket of cold water and a mop.

Ocellus: What do you need th-

*fwoosh splash*

Silverstream: *soaked* Huh? Wossat?

Smolder: You were planning to break the rules of nature again.

Silverstream: Aha! You’ve reminded me of my evil pl-

*splash*

Gallus: Always bring a second bucket.

Smolder: So the true question is, who is she the MOST protective of?

Silverstream: Awww. Don’t make me pick. That’s mean

Yona: Obviously Yona. Because Yaks best.

Gallus: I thought Yaks strongest. So why do you need someone to be protective of you?

Yona: um… Yona mean Yaks most protective. Yona no need protection.

Sandbar: It’s probably Ocellus. She’s the most naïve and helpless of all of us. Plus she’s so small

Ocellus: *pouts* I still have fangs and the ability to drain you of your love, Sandy. I’m not that helpless.

Smolder: Are Hippogriffs always so clingy?

Yona: And fuzzy.

Gallus: Yes. and… maybe? I don’t know.

Ocellus: Do Hippogriffs have a fuzz-scale

Sandbar: I think we should start one. Any excuse for a field trip to Mount Aris.

Silverstream: Did someone say FIELD TRIP?!?!!

Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!

Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken

Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.

Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you

Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.

Sandbar: Why just us?

Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.

Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.

Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.


Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!

Sandbar: Know what I find most amusing?

Smolder: Aside from the whole situation? *snorts*

Sandbar: Aside from that. Is that the one who gets stuck is one of the Three amongst us with naturally prehensile claws.

Yona: And one of the four who can fly.

Ocellus: Not to mention one of the two who can also change shape

Silverstream: STOP TEASING ME AND GET THIS OFF!

Gallus: No.




Over 1 Hippofishes a year are mildly inconvenienced by cardboard boxes.
Look after your Hippofish. Flatten your boxes.

 - A mildly inconvenienced Hippofish.

Silverstream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Smolder: Hey! We said DON’T give her Coffee!

Sandbar: Sh-she drank it by accident. She had some of Gallus’!

Gallus: Hey! Don’t throw me under the cart like that.

Smolder: Ugh. I can feel a headache coming already.

Ocellus: *Sighs* I’ll go get the paintbrushes.

Yona: Yona come too. Not because she’s scared of Hippogriff or anything.

Smolder: Monster? Ouch. I thought we were friends, Silver!

Silverstream: Pffft. You’ve got thicker scales than that Smoldy!

Gallus: Ba-dum-tsshh

Sandbar: Is that what we’ve been reduced to? Cheesy Jokes, sound effects and references?

Yona: More or less.

Ocellus: Huh? I don’t get it

Gallus: And you’re luckier for it, little bugling.

Ocellus: I still have fangs.

Gallus: Big bugling

Gallus: Jeez. We were only gone for a week.Calm ya rumps.
Yona: Barely enough time to finish Yona’s coursework essay.
Sandbar: Yeah. Yeesh. Professor Rarity was harsh. “If we have time to laze, we have time to INVENT”. She invents the most rediculous...

Gallus: Jeez. We were only gone for a week.Calm ya rumps.

Yona: Barely enough time to finish Yona’s coursework essay.

Sandbar: Yeah. Yeesh. Professor Rarity was harsh. “If we have time to laze, we have time to INVENT”. She invents the most rediculous assignments sometimes…

Ocellus: Sssshhh! What if our teachers hear you!

Silverstream: Why would they hear us? We live in the School dorms and she lives in the centre of Ponyville!

Smolder: That pony can sniff out gossip like it were gems to a Dragon. Don’t put it past her!

Smolder: Don’t worry Silver, we’ll get him when he sleeps.

Gallus: Sandbar. Remind me. Never fall asleep again on campus.

Silverstream: Aww! No fair! The boys are teaming up on us.

Sandbar: You’re assuming I don’t want to see how you’d act with a laser pointer.

Yona: Hah! Griffon has no backup plan now!

Gallus: Point. Ocellus. Remind me. Never fall asleep on campus.

Ocellus: Why would i hel-

Gallus: I’ll bring you back a book from Griffonstone next time I’m there.

Ocellus: DEAL!

Ocellus: Weakness identified! Attack!

Sandbar: Rawr!

Yona: Friends no play fair! Not equal teams!

Smolder: The only rule in battle is to win!

Gallus: Can’t argue with statistics. Most battles are won by those with the superior force!

Silverstream: FOR SEAQUESTRIA! *leaps on top of everycreature*