Smolder: The bookbug read some books. There’s a shocker!
Silverstream: Ooooh! What books did you read Ocellus? Did you read the one I gave you?
Yona: Changeling given the same book friend Silverstream gave Yona?
Gallus: I’m fairly sure she gave us ALL the same book
Ocellus: Yep! I read it Silverstream. Although I’m not sure I am confident fixing any sinks, yet alone inventing underwater sinks like you requested in your note inside the cover.
Sandbar: How would underwater sinks even work? Would it be like an underwater geyser which pushes out hot water on command? How would you make it go down a drain? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?
Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?
Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things
Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!
Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”
Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.
Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.
Silverstream: Skysky is the best! We go Shellhunting all the time and chasm-careening is the best!
Ocellus: Chasm Careening?
Silverstream: Yeah! We let outselves get taken by the current down into the depths near the base of Mount Aris!
Gallus: Woah! We’ve got to try that
Smolder: That sounds AWESOME! You’re still not transforming me though.
Yona: Yona no see fun in being dragged underwater uncontrollably
Sandbar: Aww C’mon Yona! It’ll be fun. Let’s see you become the first and best Yak Chasmdiver!
Yona: *Scrunches nose*
Gallus: Can’t fault your logic on that one, Scales,
Sandbar: I don’t think your have the monopoly on orange, Smolder.
Smolder: Hold your tongue, I’m a Dragon. I can hoard ANYTHING.
Silverstream: Haha! That’s funny! because our tongues are orange!
Yona: So dragons hoard tongues?
Ocellus: Dragons are really
peculiar
creatures.
Smolder: I DON’T HOARD TONGUES!
Yona: Yona hosting weekly raffle with friends! Come join!
Silverstream: No you’re not! You’re back in our dorm! SCHOOL TIME!
Gallus: For the love of Geralt of Griffonia, SANDBAR TURN THAT CLOCK OFF!
Sandbar: No can do! You broke the off switch
Smolder: JEEZ! CAN IT GET ANY LOUDER IN HERE?
Yona: YONA SO GLAD TO BE BACK WITH FRIENDS
Ocellus: *whines* I’m just going to go shapeshift into something without ears now… I forgot how loud you all were
Gallus: WHAT WAS THAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU
Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!
Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?
Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!
Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme
Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!
Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow
Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!
Smolder: Woah… That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind…
Gallus + Sandbar: NO!
Student Six will return in the New Year!
Ocellus: D’aww. The gwiffy looks so cwoot!
Silverstream: Yuh-huh! Who’s dress is it?
Smolder: It’s Sandbar’s
Gallus: WHY DOES HE HAVE A DRESS??? *Tries to yank it off*
Sandbar: I live a block away from Rarity. EVERYONE has a dress!!
Yona: Griffon’s dress looks good. Brings out yellow in feathers.
Gallus: Doesn’t the amount of supposedly inanimate objects we have associated with each of us being…. NOT inaninmate…. concern anyone?
Smolder: ITS NOT JUST ME! Blessed Scales. I thought I was going mad.
Silverstream: I don’t know what you mean
Ocellus: Nor I
Yona: Yona blames Equestrian Magic. Usually what is to blame.
Sandbar: Hey! That’s not fair. I’m sure there’s a reason why Yak Magic isn’t used. You have horns after all.
Yona: *Scrunches up face and tries to cast magic*
Gallus: Such a spoilsport…
Ocellus: Yeah! It’ll be fun!
Smolder: First. Ocellus. You can turn directly INTO a Sea-sausage
Silverstream: Seapony
Smolder: Whatever. Secondly. Gallus. Do you even know what YOU’D turn into?
Gallus: Probably something awesome.
Sandbar: Maybe a Sea Urchin.
Yona: Yona will turn into Fluffy Sealion!
Gallus: Come on Ocellus! I was kidding!
Ocellus: You were mean about my cupcakes! No more for you.
Sandbar: Mmmmm these are DELICIOUS Gallus.
Smolder: Yum!
Yona: Yak Approves of Bookbug Bites!
Silverstream: I think you’re meant to take more than one bite before finishing them Yona
Gallus: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys!