Sandbar: You going to tell me how this happened?

Apple Bloom: Well basically we tried to see if Scoots could pull a wagon!

Sandbar: Aaaand?

Scootaloo: I could!

Sweetie Belle: For about three hooves then you catapulted yourself back into it and broke it. Then we brought you back here!

Scootaloo: You could’ve at least tried to remove the wheel first.

Gallus: You know, often I wonder how ponies survive as a species. Moments like these make me wonder if I’m in fact imagining all of this.

Yona: Yona approves of small ponies. Have Yak spirit and energy inside! intentional or not.

Smolder: They are capable of more mischief than they’re worth sometimes, despite having their “Destiny” laid out for them.

Silverstream: How often do you have to look after them Sandy?

Ocellus: He foalsits them once every fortnight. I wonder though, could that not be considered bribery for the teachers of the school?

Gallus: Good point. Sandbar, how can I get in on this deal you’ve got?

Sandbar: That was very sappy. I’m so proud of you guys.

Smolder: Bite me, Turtlebutt.

Silverstream: Does this mean we all have a “Thing” now?

Yona: What Silver mean?

SIlverstream: We all have something we didn’t start off with! Smoldy was the last one

Yona: Oooh! Like Yona have trophy?!?

Gallus: I think you’re reading way too much into this. Besides, what does Sandbar have?

Ocellus: Didn’t he have that pet rock? What happened to him?

Sandbar: Oh, he comes and goes as he pleases.

Silverstream: Awwww. But why not? Smolder does it!

Gallus: Smolder does it to make you let go of her stationary when you pinch it, asking for attention. That’s not the same thing

Silverstream: *pouts* It totally is. Right Smoldy?

Smolder: If it ticks off Gallus and makes his point moot, then yeah, I agree with Silver.

Yona: Dragon enjoys annoying Griffon?

Smolder: Call it a predatory instinct to one-up each other.

Ocellus: How fascinating! I wonder if there have been studies on this

Sandbar: I doubt it. Most cases of any experiment probably result in cooked bird.

Sandbar: *pouts* I don’t fall asleep that often.

Gallus: You kinda do.

Ocellus: Yeah. It’s cute how you just cuddle the miniature and begin mumbling silly things as you sleep.

Yona: Yeah! Friends not understood what Sandbar was mumbling though. Sounded made-up from board game.

Silverstream: Yeah, I mean, The amount of times we’ve been able to use Professor Rarity’s makeup on you without you waking up is CRAZY!

Sandbar: That was you guys? I just thought I had slept really badly when I looked in the mirror in the morning.

Smolder: And the stained pillow where it all got smeared  on wasn’t a big enough clue? You dork.

Ocellus: *shudders*

Silverstream: Oooh oooh! I’d be an AMAZING Changeling! I mean, I’m already -technically- a changeling because i can change between Seapony and Hippogriff. Oh my goodness! My name could be SILVERLING!

Gallus: Maybe “Silverfish”, because Your name is Silver, You spent your life as a fish and a Silverfish is a bug

Sandbar: Oooh. Clever! What about the rest of us?

Smolder: We’re not going to do this. Ever.

Yona: Smolder fins look like tail on earwig! Smolder should be called Earwig

Smolder: No. Just… no.

Gallus: The Yakling has spoken. Silence, Earwig.

Ocellus: You all confuse me sometimes…

Smolder: What a pair of goofballs.

Gallus: You’re just jealous we can pull stupider faces than you can.

Smolder: You’ve got me there. You can definitely pull stupider faces.

Sandbar: I think she got you there G! Also, Mudhorse?

Yona: Earth is ground. ground is mud. Mudhorse! Makes sense to Yona

Sandbar: Not you too. Also I’m a Pony. Not a Horse!

Ocellus: *giggles* They’re behaving so sileeeugh-? Siilluurseeem! *flails*

Silverstream: *cackles* Look at the weird face I’m making Ocellus pull! Smiiiiiiiiiiiiile!

Gallus: What’re ya reading?

Smolder: Nothing

Gallus: Smart alec. What is Silver reading

Smolder: A book probably, but who knows with her.

Ocellus: Looks like a book on Alicorns. Or Ponies at least.

Silverstream: Yuh huh! It’s really insightful. It says I can become an Alicorn Princess if I believe really really hard and do lots of good deeds!

Yona: That doesn’t sound right.

Sandbar: Nah that’s about right.

Gallus: So clearly since you only have five Alicorn princesses, the rest of you are butts.

Sandbar: You’re a butt.

Sandbar: How do they have so much energy?

Smolder: Yeah. We were awake until 4 in the morning! Yet they’re up and about a mere four hours later.

Silverstream: *yawns* ‘Celly says she only needs short periods of sleep. And Yona is Yona.

Gallus: A riddle wrapped within an enigma… covered in a fluffy blanket.

Sandbar: Ugh… don’t mention blankets. It’s making me want to go back to mine for a few more hours.

Yona: Friends want to join Ocellus and Yona for race??

Ocellus: I think they’re about to fall asleep in a pile of scales, fur and feathers, Yona…

Ocellus: Oh! How is she doing these days?

Silverstream: She said their village is doing really well!

Sandbar: How many days has it been since the last fire?

Silverstream: Well it was about four weeks. But somecreature stubbed a toe the other day.

Sandbar: Ouch. So back to 0?

Smolder: These sound like my types of creatures. I should really ask her to show me her Nirik form!

Gallus: Preferably when I am at a suitable distance.

Yona: And Yona will stand behind Griffon.

Gallus: That’s cold, Yona

Yona: Not if Griffon hit. Then hot.

Smolder: And don’t even try being smart by giving me three gems and saying “That’s all you had”. I’m a Dragon. I expect a sizeable haul.

Gallus: Since I’m the one being extorted for your gain, mind tossing a few my way?

Sandbar: And you did use my camera to take the picture.

Ocellus: And technically those were my fang-marks

Yona: Yona brought camera to Dragon too

Silverstream: And I snuck into the photo! You can see me on the left

Smolder: Having considered all of your arguments, No. You’re all getting nothing. Give me my gems.