Smolder: Next time, Gallus, you can check how deep it is.

Yona: Don’t you mean how high cliff is?

Smolder: No. How deep the water is. After I bind your wings. You still suck at swimming

Silverstream: He’s not that bad! he’s getting better!

Sandbar: Silverstream, he swims like a drunken cat got shot with a tranquilliser dart. Twice. And then continued drinking

Gallus: Yeah well, Silver would save me by turning me into an awesome shark or something! Tiger shark!

Ocellus: If we’re going for the naming puns, then you’re equally likely to be a Catfish… or a Sealion

Smolder: Are Hippogriffs always so clingy?

Yona: And fuzzy.

Gallus: Yes. and… maybe? I don’t know.

Ocellus: Do Hippogriffs have a fuzz-scale

Sandbar: I think we should start one. Any excuse for a field trip to Mount Aris.

Silverstream: Did someone say FIELD TRIP?!?!!

Silverstream: Don’t we get a say in this?

Gallus: No.

Sandbar: Nada.

Smolder: Have you considered that none of us care?

Gallus: Nope.

Yona: Griffon and pony are so considerate to friends.

Sandbar: Yup.

Ocellus: Well according to my dictionary, “Tush” means “expressing disapproval, impatience and dismissal. So you’re both seem on par for number one there.

Gallus: That hurt our feelings, ‘Cell!

Smolder: Want me to cauterise the wound?

Sandbar: Um…. Mercy?

Smolder: I mean… Really. “Orb of Doom”? Who names an artifact like that?

Sandbar: Maybe they were very forgetful and needed reminding which orb it was?

Silverstream: It could have also been Mr. Doom’s orb? Like the Staff of Sacanas, I assume, belonged to somecreature called Sacanas.

Yona: But what if many creature had same name?

Gallus: Then you better hope that they all had similar mindsets. if Mr. Doom #1 was a lovely guy with the cure for scalerot in his orb whilst Mr. Doom #2 had a bunch of honey badgers locked inside…

Ocellus: Eeeeeh… We just said Equestria isn’t subtle. I don’t think anycreature has enough irony or nuance to have an evil-sounding name but be good.

Sandbar: What about Discord

Gallus: What about Discord.

Sandbar: What do we even say to this?

Silverstream: Nothing! So is everyone excited about tomorrow?

Smolder: No.

Ocellus: I am! I am! I am!

Gallus: What’s there to be excited about. It’s just a test.

Ocellus: I know! Isn’t it GREAT!?!

Smolder: No.

Yona: Yona knew changeling was from a long way away. Yona didn’t realise it was another planet.

No update tomorrow! Check back Thursday!

Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!

Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken

Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.

Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you

Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.

Sandbar: Why just us?

Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.

Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.

Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.

Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!

Silverstream: Me next! Me next!

Sandbar: For wrestling?

Silverstream: No. For sitting on Yona.

Yona: *grumbles* Griffon will Get off now.

Gallus: But I’m comfortable now. You’re surprisingly plush.

Yona: Yona apologises. She will repeat. Griffon will get off or Yona will sit on him.

Gallus: Message received and understood *hops off*

Ocellus: You’d think Gallus would be wary of Yona, the amount of times she’s gotten one over on him.

Smolder: What can we say? He’s a glutton for punishment.

Sandbar: Know what I find most amusing?

Smolder: Aside from the whole situation? *snorts*

Sandbar: Aside from that. Is that the one who gets stuck is one of the Three amongst us with naturally prehensile claws.

Yona: And one of the four who can fly.

Ocellus: Not to mention one of the two who can also change shape

Silverstream: STOP TEASING ME AND GET THIS OFF!

Gallus: No.

Over 1 Hippofishes a year are mildly inconvenienced by cardboard boxes.
Look after your Hippofish. Flatten your boxes.

 - A mildly inconvenienced Hippofish.

Gallus: Two questions. One: What?

Ocellus: I think it sounded like Neighponese.

Sandbar: It is. It means “Idiot”

Yona: Why Sandbar know mean words in other languages?

Gallus: Because he’s a nerd. Okay - Two. Why?

Smolder: *shrugs* Dunno.

Silverstream: Seems legit to me!

Silverstream: Wait. That’s a fin? I thought it was your mane! It’s so soft and floofy!

Yona: But… changeling said she’s not bug. But not pony. But has fins. Changeling is fish?

Sandbar: Well I guess she can BECOME a fish

Smolder: I guess being here is like being a fish out of water ‘Cell?

Ocellus: I’M NOT A FISH!

Gallus: Are you Re-EEL-y sure?