Sandbar: I mean, duh. I’m a pony. We’re all cute and cuddly. Comes with the territory

Silverstream: *puffs cheeks* but Yona is so fluffy! And just look at Gallus’ feathers! They’re so soft! It seems being a pony is just cheating!

Gallus: Since when did you feel my feathers? Wait, I don’t actually want to know. What I do know is that someone is getting a little pudgy there. *prods Sandbar’s belly*

Ocellus: Maybe you could go join the Running of the Leaves in the coming months. Our professors said it is always really fun to take part. And they even have medals.

Yona: Medals? Medals for which creature is best? Yaks best! Yona will enter race!

Smolder: I think I’ll just sit this one out. If the rules say I can’t fly, I can’t beat you lot.

Gallus: Don’t worry. We’ll be going slow anyway because of Sir Pudge-alot

Sandbar: Hey! Quit it.

Gallus: Sure thing Sandbag.

Sandbar: *pouts*

Yona: Why Dragon not like Dentist. Dentist will help get better.

Smolder: Dragons don’t DO dentists. *winces* We do it naturally.

Gallus: So sacrificing your dignity and ripping the carpet is “Natural” to you.

Sandbar: Sounds about right. So what did she do?

Silverstream: Ooooh! did she pull it out? The good old tooth and door trick!

Ocellus: Maybe she did some intricate cavity filling for the cracked tooth! Tell us! *bounces*

Smolder: Um… she used magic? That’s what you ponies do to solve all your problems, right?

Gallus: Huh. That’s surprisingly underwhelming…

Ocellus: Aaaaiee. stopstopstopstop!!!

Smolder: Never!

Gallus: No weak spots my padded paw! You’re ticklish all over.

Ocellus: Sillveerr! Halp!

Silverstream: *munching on popcorn* Sorry ‘Celly. You suggested I was ticklish - which I totally am not. You’ve forsaken me in this conflict!

Ocellus: *whines* Yonaaaaa

Sandbar: Yona can’t help you ‘Cell. It’s her turn in O&O to be the Game Princess. She takes her task very seriously

Yona: Yes! Yona will help once she finishes this amazing secret Yak ambush scenario!

Sandbar: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that, in that case.

Ocellus: What’s the matter Silver? You’re usually all bouncy and excited on a Monday!

Silverstream: Blaaaah *flops onto her bed*

Gallus: *snerk* At lunch she overdid it on the sugary snacks.

Sandbar: And now she’s in the midst of a sugar crash.

Yona: How come boys not tired like friend Silverstream?

Smolder: Sandbar is a pony. He’s immune to sugar at this stage in his life. Everything is sugary here.

Gallus: Meanwhile I didn’t actually eat anything sugary. So I win.

Silverstream: Nyeeeh *snores*

Gabby: Don’t be such a sourpuss! We had great (mis)adventures as cubs! We’d run and fly all over the place! Wanna go for a run?

Gallus: No

Smolder: Lookth like thomecreathure couldn’t outfly Gabby. I think you’ve been thpending too much thime lazing and not enough exerthising.

Sandbar: I’m not going to get tired of that lithp.

Smolder: Thut up.

Yona: Griffon needs exercise? Griffon can join Yona for Yak workout!

Sandbar: Yak workout? How does that work?

Yona: Yak stand up. Yak then knock down tree with horns. Yak pull tree back up by teeth. Yak then go to bed.

Silverstream: Oooh so THAT explains why that one tree in the courtyard looks a little bit…

Ocellus: Mauled?

Silverstream: I was going to say “over-cuddled”, but Mauled can work.

Gallus: I do not need an exercise schedule set out by you layabouts.

Gabby: Ooh. That means I can do it, right?

Silverstream: Who’re you talking about

Smolder: Who do you think thee’s talking abouth?

Gallus: She’s obviously talking about somegriff she met in Griffonstone whilst work-

Gabby: Oh GALLUS! HI! I didn’t see you there! I was just telling Yona about the time you fell into-

Gallus: OhisthatthetimeIgottaflyBYE!

Ocellus: Well that wasn’t subtle at all.

Yona: So… Gallus not want nachos?

Sandbar: I’ll eat his share

Silverstream: Ooh then can I eat your share, Sandbar?

Sandbar: Told you.

Smolder: Thut up.

Sandbar: And you still did it.

Gallus: Look at me, I’m mighty dragon. Watch as I bite through this rock in one go.

Smolder: Rrrrrrrrrrr

Gallus: Little did you know that “rock” was gabbro, one of the rocks Maud gave Professor Pinkie as a present. Pretty strong, eh?

Ocellus: And now you have to visit the dentist. Who even is the dragon dentist in Ponyville>?

Silverstream: Maybe Professor Fluttershy? She looks after loads of critters, it seems like it’d be her thing!

Yona: But Dragon isn’t critter. Dragon is Dragon. Maybe Princess Ember help?

Smolder: *grumbles* All theed do ith lath at me.

Sandbar: And it’d be rightly deserved.

Gallus: Haha! I’ve never seen Sandbar go that pale before!

Smolder: Yeah! How could he forget that the next Princess Summit was being held at the school? Posters are ALL OVER the place!

Sandbar: Hey! You see something so often you tend to ignore it! Y’know, like Yona’s way of speaking.

Yona: Sandbar ignores Yona?

Ocellus: I think he means he isn’t phased by how you speak anymore.

Yona: Wait. Sandbar didn’t like way Yona spoke?

Sandbar: Stop digging me into a hole!

Silverstream: Don’t worry Sandbar! I’m sure the Princesses will be able to help you out of the hole! Also, how come I wasn’t included in the list of Princesses.

Gallus: Because you’re not a real princess. You’re more like a drama queen.

Princess Luna: Shouldn’t we intervene?

Princess Celestia: No. This is the best way for friendship to grow. It is also rather amusing.

Sandbar: Badly. She deals with it badly.

Gallus: Which is surprising. She spends so long making detailed plans for all our group activities.

Smolder: if only some group members would STICK to the plan she made, she wouldn’t get like this

Ocellus: I’m- *gasp* Fine. It’s all good. Nothing is going to go wrong!

Yona: Yona thinks Changeling about to have fit.

Silverstream: Shhhh shhh. It’s okay ‘Celly. Nothing as bad as last time will happen this time!

Smolder: Hey! I only sneezed once! It was an accident.

Sandbar: Yeah, but you set her cue-cards on fire with that sneeze.

Yona: And Gallus.

Gallus: We weren’t going to mention that bit.

Smolder: So. A box?

Silverstream: Box!

Gallus: Because?

Silverstream: Box!

Sandbar: You make a compelling argument. However-

Yona: BOX!

Ocellus: *nods sagely* Box

Smolder: I’m very confused

Gallus: Confused? I’m feathering terrified!