Silverstream: Don’t we get a say in this?
Gallus: No.
Sandbar: Nada.
Smolder: Have you considered that none of us care?
Gallus: Nope.
Yona: Griffon and pony are so considerate to friends.
Sandbar: Yup.
Ocellus: Well according to my dictionary, “Tush” means “expressing disapproval, impatience and dismissal. So you’re both seem on par for number one there.
Gallus: That hurt our feelings, ‘Cell!
Smolder: Want me to cauterise the wound?
Sandbar: Um…. Mercy?
Smolder: I mean… Really. “Orb of Doom”? Who names an artifact like that?
Sandbar: Maybe they were very forgetful and needed reminding which orb it was?
Silverstream: It could have also been Mr. Doom’s orb? Like the Staff of Sacanas, I assume, belonged to somecreature called Sacanas.
Yona: But what if many creature had same name?
Gallus: Then you better hope that they all had similar mindsets. if Mr. Doom #1 was a lovely guy with the cure for scalerot in his orb whilst Mr. Doom #2 had a bunch of honey badgers locked inside…
Ocellus: Eeeeeh… We just said Equestria isn’t subtle. I don’t think anycreature has enough irony or nuance to have an evil-sounding name but be good.
Sandbar: What about Discord
Gallus: What about Discord.
Sandbar: What do we even say to this?
Silverstream: Nothing! So is everyone excited about tomorrow?
Smolder: No.
Ocellus: I am! I am! I am!
Gallus: What’s there to be excited about. It’s just a test.
Ocellus: I know! Isn’t it GREAT!?!
Smolder: No.
Yona: Yona knew changeling was from a long way away. Yona didn’t realise it was another planet.
No update tomorrow! Check back Thursday!
Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!
Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken
Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.
Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you
Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.
Sandbar: Why just us?
Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.
Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.
Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.
Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!
Silverstream: Me next! Me next!
Sandbar: For wrestling?
Silverstream: No. For sitting on Yona.
Yona: *grumbles* Griffon will Get off now.
Gallus: But I’m comfortable now. You’re surprisingly plush.
Yona: Yona apologises. She will repeat. Griffon will get off or Yona will sit on him.
Gallus: Message received and understood *hops off*
Ocellus: You’d think Gallus would be wary of Yona, the amount of times she’s gotten one over on him.
Smolder: What can we say? He’s a glutton for punishment.
Sandbar: Know what I find most amusing?
Smolder: Aside from the whole situation? *snorts*
Sandbar: Aside from that. Is that the one who gets stuck is one of the Three amongst us with naturally prehensile claws.
Yona: And one of the four who can fly.
Ocellus: Not to mention one of the two who can also change shape
Silverstream: STOP TEASING ME AND GET THIS OFF!
Gallus: No.
Over 1 Hippofishes a year are mildly inconvenienced by cardboard boxes.
Look after your Hippofish. Flatten your boxes.
- A mildly
inconvenienced
Hippofish.
Gallus: Two questions. One: What?
Ocellus: I think it sounded like Neighponese.
Sandbar: It is. It means “Idiot”
Yona: Why Sandbar know mean words in other languages?
Gallus: Because he’s a nerd. Okay - Two. Why?
Smolder: *shrugs* Dunno.
Silverstream: Seems legit to me!
Silverstream: Wait. That’s a fin? I thought it was your mane! It’s so soft and floofy!
Yona: But… changeling said she’s not bug. But not pony. But has fins. Changeling is fish?
Sandbar: Well I guess she can BECOME a fish
Smolder: I guess being here is like being a fish out of water ‘Cell?
Ocellus: I’M NOT A FISH!
Gallus: Are you Re-EEL-y sure?
Smolder: When should we try to stop him falling?
Gallus: SHOULD we try to stop him?
Yona: Sandbar is our friend! We should help him!
Gallus: Okay but must we?
Ocellus: But he’s going at terminal velocity now. If we try to grab him, it’ll do him more harm than good now.
Silverstream: You heard her Gallus! We’ll throw some hayfries into your… thingy… when we get back.
Sandbar: Or one of you with wings can come SLOW ME DOWN
Smolder: Maybe after lunch.
Smolder: Yeah. the “Many foes” were the spikes at the bottom of that pit.
Yona: Shush. He fought against impossible odds to become greatest Yak warrior ever.
Sandbar: I still haven’t figured out how you kept getting such good rolls.
Ocellus: The chances of it are
astronomically
low! My by calculations it’s 1 in 2.5 Trillion!
Gallus: I’m going to pretend I know what you mean and be shocked at how small a number that is.
Silverstream: Is that an Equestrian Trillion or a Seaquestrian Trillion?
Ocellus: *tilts her head* is there a difference?
Silverstream: The Seaquestrian is totally the better system! A trillion is a million million! A WAY better system.
Sandbar: In other news. We good for this Saturday to continue our game?
Yona: YARP!