Smolder: I hate it. I hate all of you and I’m leaving…

Gallus: Looks like the mitten is on the other claw now! *snickers*

Sandbar: What’s a Ghillie? Is it a type of seaweed?

Yona: So Sandbar has seaweed mane?

Ocellus: Are you really ticklish there, Smolder?

Silverstream: Let’s find out! C’mere Smoldy!

Smolder: …I hate you both…

Gallus: I feel violated. Also What’s a headlight?

Ocellus: I don’t know how I feel about this. Half of these words don’t make sense…

Silverstream: D’awww. You both look so ADORABLE!

Yona: What’s a “Cosplay”

Smolder: *cackling* Look at the ickle Griffon with his peepers and flipflaps! Oh Flames, this is killing me!

Sandbar: Uhm… Smolder. You do realise that if two of us have been done, the rest will likely follow

Smolder: Oh….Dang…

Yona: Dragon not fat…

Smolder: THANK YOU

Yona: …She’s just bigger

Ocellus: Horizontally

Smolder: Don’t make me add you to the “Friendly” fire list, Ocellus.

Silverstream: Oooooh, This is new! Usually it’s just the boys who get cooked.

Gallus: I’m sure the stars will align and the fire will still find us. Or it’ll bounce off Ocellus’ chitin and hit us

Sandbar: Yeah… We’ve pretty much resigned ourselves to that fact.

Ocellus: That only happened the once! And it was a strong breeze!

Gallus: Now helping your case here. And it was made by Smolder taking off. SMOLDER! She’s the size of a-

Smolder: Care to finish that description, Kittens?

Gallus: -glorious dragon who definitely won’t set this Griffon on fire.

Silverstream: Ooooh that was a close one!

Sandbar: Nice save

Yona: Yona not sure what just happened.

Smolder: Did the Yak know his way through the mountains caves or something?

Yona: No! SHE used magical barbed horns to charge through the mountain and MAKE tunnel. That is YAK way!

Silverstream: Woah! That Yak girl sounds CRAZY strong!

Ocellus: Hmmm

Gallus: Something bugging you, Ocellus?

Ocellus: No… it’s just…. That reminds me of several other stories I read in the library.

Sandbar: The big question I have is…. How did Yona put barbed wire onto their horns? And how can we get it off of her as soon as possible…

Smolder: Um…. okay?
Yona: Hmm *peers intently*
Sandbar: Anycreature going to ask him why he has that?
Silverstream: I’LL DO IT! Gallus! Why do you have a pencil behind your ear?
Gallus: Um… to draw?
Ocellus: *facehoof*

Smolder: Um…. okay?

Yona: Hmm *peers intently*

Sandbar: Anycreature going to ask him why he has that?

Silverstream: I’LL DO IT! Gallus! Why do you have a pencil behind your ear?

Gallus: Um… to draw?

Ocellus: *facehoof*

Silverstream: WINTER WRAP UP IS A REAL THING!!!!!! OMIGOSH!!

Ocellus: I know where a bunch of information is on it in the library, Silver! Want to go look?

Silverstream: YONA! COME! WE GO NOW!

Yona: We go! Yaks like winter! But Spring nice too!

Smolder: What did we just witness?

Gallus: The birth of the most hyperactive weathergriff in existence…

Sandbar: Wait? How come she’s never heard of Winter Wrap Up? They weren’t Seaponies for long enough to forget were they?

Smolder: She forgot stairs, didn’t she?

Sandbar: You know what’s scary?

Ocellus: No? What?

Sandbar: Yona was probably right about Yaks being the best at friendship. There’s no way I’d let you crawl on top of me like that

Smolder: Yeeeeah… I can see that being a bit disturbing

Gallus: That’s because we have a concept called Personal Space.

Silverstream: We do?

Smolder: No. WE do. You don’t.

Yona: That makes hippogriffs also best at friendship like Yaks?


Sandbar: Heya guys! It’s Raffle time!

Sandbar: That’s a little harsh isn’t it, Ocellus?

Smolder: Yeah! Don’t be mean to your friends

Sandbar: It’s not her fault she was raised in ignorance

Smolder: WHAT?

Gallus: I’m just going to waltz out of here and let you girls discuss this

Silverstream: Omigosh Smoldy! We need to get you some supplies! Shampoo, bubble bath, bath salts! Although I always found bath salts weird. I mean I lived in the ocean all my life and the water is always salty *gigglesnorts* Maybe you’re all trying to imitate us Seaponies!

Ocellus: I don’t think Smolder needs Shampoo. Then again, I’ve never seen how her scales are cleaned *prods them*

Smolder: NO POKING!

Yona: Yak wash by rolling in snow until adequate fluffiness achieved. Yak then head-butt drying tree until all water shaken off. Yak cleaning best and most fun.

Ocellus: That is…. strangely… hypnotic.

Sandbar: Shhh. Almost have it…

Smolder *snickers* This must be killing you, Gallus.

Gallus: Zip it.

Yona: Because Griffon is half cat?

Silverstream: Aww. Little Gally’s Kitten heart is aching for the laser!

Gallus: Half-Lion. And I swear, I will eat your pillow.*fidgets*