Smolder: I’m confused.
Ocellus: Angles! They’re all angles. Acute angle, obtuse angle, right angle.
Smolder: No-no. I mean, when did you get so snarky?
Gallus: She’s always been snarky. Just a polite-snarky.
Sandbar: I don’t think polite snarky is a thing.
Silverstream: I get the joke! *giggles*
Yona: Only angle Yona need to know is best angle of horns for optimal smash.
Ocellus: Sorry every creature. You know I like bad puns. It’s just a REFLEX
Gallus: *groans*
Yona: Hard to take it serious when you call it a cutie mark. Although Yona still wants Yak cutie mark.
Smolder: Yeah, what’s up with that. Why not a “Destiny Sign” or something more catchy.
Silverstream: Aww. I think it sounds cute.
Sandbar: It’s not meant to be cute! It’s an important sign of your coming of age!
Ocellus: Oooh. So it’s like when Griffons have their “First Feathering”. they get all fluffy and aren’t able to fly and-
Gallus: Not. Another. Word.
Yona: Griffon saw nothing.
Gallus: Griffon saw nothing. Got it
Sandbar: What did you see nothing about?
Yona: He saw nothing about anything
Smolder: Sounds about right. Some stuff just goes right over his head.
Silverstream: Like clouds! Clouds go over your head all the time, Gallus
Ocellus: Is anycreature going to ask why Yona has a moustache?
Yona: Changeling saw nothing.
Smolder: Come participate in this weeks raffle! Or don’t. I’m not bothered.
Ocellus: Can Hippogriffs even grow moustaches?
Smolder: Dragons can’t. Scales and all that. We can get fins though!
Sandbar: If Griffons can, surely Hippogriffs can.
Gallus: Griffons can’t.
Silverstream: Aww… *moustache falls off* What about that famous chef who came in the other day?
Gallus: Gustave? His is fake. Beaks can’t grow hair like that
Yona: *peers at moustache
suspiciously*
Smolder: The bookbug read some books. There’s a shocker!
Silverstream: Ooooh! What books did you read Ocellus? Did you read the one I gave you?
Yona: Changeling given the same book friend Silverstream gave Yona?
Gallus: I’m fairly sure she gave us ALL the same book
Ocellus: Yep! I read it Silverstream. Although I’m not sure I am confident fixing any sinks, yet alone inventing underwater sinks like you requested in your note inside the cover.
Sandbar: How would underwater sinks even work? Would it be like an underwater geyser which pushes out hot water on command? How would you make it go down a drain? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?
Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?
Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things
Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!
Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”
Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.
Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.
Silverstream: Skysky is the best! We go Shellhunting all the time and chasm-careening is the best!
Ocellus: Chasm Careening?
Silverstream: Yeah! We let outselves get taken by the current down into the depths near the base of Mount Aris!
Gallus: Woah! We’ve got to try that
Smolder: That sounds AWESOME! You’re still not transforming me though.
Yona: Yona no see fun in being dragged underwater uncontrollably
Sandbar: Aww C’mon Yona! It’ll be fun. Let’s see you become the first and best Yak Chasmdiver!
Yona: *Scrunches nose*
Gallus: Can’t fault your logic on that one, Scales,
Sandbar: I don’t think your have the monopoly on orange, Smolder.
Smolder: Hold your tongue, I’m a Dragon. I can hoard ANYTHING.
Silverstream: Haha! That’s funny! because our tongues are orange!
Yona: So dragons hoard tongues?
Ocellus: Dragons are really peculiar creatures.
Smolder: I DON’T HOARD TONGUES!
Silverstream: No you’re not! You’re back in our dorm! SCHOOL TIME!
Gallus: For the love of Geralt of Griffonia, SANDBAR TURN THAT CLOCK OFF!
Sandbar: No can do! You broke the off switch
Smolder: JEEZ! CAN IT GET ANY LOUDER IN HERE?
Yona: YONA SO GLAD TO BE BACK WITH FRIENDS
Ocellus: *whines* I’m just going to go shapeshift into something without ears now… I forgot how loud you all were
Gallus: WHAT WAS THAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU
Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!
Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?
Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!
Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme
Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!
Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow
Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!
Smolder: Woah… That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind…
Gallus + Sandbar: NO!
Student Six will return in the New Year!
