Sandbar: Almost there! Almost there! *bounces around*
Gallus: So what’s the big deal about two thousand?
Silverstream: Rumour has it that a big bug will come and destroy everything everyone holds dear at 2000!
Smolder: Wait. Really?
Yona: Yona doesn’t want big bug to come! Can we not reach 2000? Maybe go to 1000 where it’s safe?
Smolder: Don’t worry. We only have a small bug to be worried about.
Ocellus: Hmph *grumps* Not that small.
Gallus: No creature has answered my question properly yet!?!
Ocellus: Awww. That’s so sweet!
Yona: That explains why friend Sandbar keeps taking photos when friends all together!
Gallus: It does. If only he could turn off the Flash - I’m starting to develop epilepsy…
Sandbar: Oh yeah, What did you want to be after school?
Silverstream: I want to be meeeeeeeeeeee!
Smolder: Same - but bigger. Gallus’ ambition is clearly to become a stand up comedian.
Yona: Yona want to continue to be Yak!
Ocellus: I don’t know what I’d like to be…
Gallus: Probably a book.
Gallus: So. Serious question. How long does everyone spend on their looks? ‘Cause i’m rocking a five minute shower then a three-second feather tussle.
Smolder: Yeah. That’s pretty obvious. Well back home I’d just flop into a lava pool and the dirt would just melt off me.
Ocellus: Well, I was asked to fit in so it only takes me about as long as a regular Pony. Although drying isn’t as big an issue. Chitin is best!
Silverstream: You’re telling me! Turns out transformation doesn’t solve wet manes *pouts* So it takes me a lot longer. About an hour?
Yona: Yona takes as long as Yona needs. Yaks don’t waste time.
Sandbar: Well I last clocked myself at taking at least ninety minutes.
Silverstream: Wowie! Why so long?
Gallus: Heaven forbid a strand is out of place
Sandbar: Gotta keep my mane in it’s awesome state. It doesn’t do it itself y’know? I knew you’d understand G!
Gallus: *facedesk*
Yona: Was friend Sandbar really so scarred by that last Pizza he ate?
Sandbar: That wasn’t a pizza. It was a Monster of Tartarus. Legends say when Headmare Twilight and our Professors went there to check on Tirek, that Pizza was locked in a cage guarded by Cerberus!
Silverstream: That sound a little bit off Sandy. Didn’t your experience happen after the “Incident” involving magic?
Gallus: He’s just talking nonsense. Dibs on his slice!
Smolder: Hey! No fair. Why do you get the extra slice.
Gallus: I’m bigger. I need more energy.
Smolder: Yeah well one day I’ll be bigger then you. Then I get all the pizza.
Ocellus: *pats Sandbar* There there. The pizza will be gone shortly. You can stop sobbing into my chitin now… I’m hungry
Yona: What changeling drinking?
Smolder: And why do you look thoroughly unimpressed at Sandbars agony.
Ocellus: It’s sparkling apple juice! And This was the fourth time in two minutes he drank too much of his chocolate ice cream milkshake. He had it coming.
Sandbar: Oh-Cellus. You wound me so! I thought we were friends.
Ocellus: Okidoke. Next time I’ll help you and drink your milkshake to save you from yourself
Silverstream: I’ll help!
Gallus: Why would you even keep drinking it if it hurts so much?
Sandbar: It cost like… three bits. I’m not wasting that!
Gallus: How long do we keep doing this for?
Sandbar: Until next Tuesday.
Silverstream: Awesome! This will NEVER be boring.
Smolder: I can see myself putting a bit more force into it after an hour or so
Yona: If Dragon punch Yona, Yona punt Dragon
Smolder: Message received.
Ocellus: Why are you looking at the guys with that evil smirk?
Smolder: So the true question is, who is she the MOST protective of?
Silverstream: Awww. Don’t make me pick. That’s mean
Yona: Obviously Yona. Because Yaks best.
Gallus: I thought Yaks strongest. So why do you need someone to be protective of you?
Yona: um… Yona mean Yaks most protective. Yona no need protection.
Sandbar: It’s probably Ocellus. She’s the most naïve and helpless of all of us. Plus she’s so small
Ocellus: *pouts* I still have fangs and the ability to drain you of your love, Sandy. I’m not that helpless.
Silverstream: Don’t we get a say in this?
Gallus: No.
Sandbar: Nada.
Smolder: Have you considered that none of us care?
Gallus: Nope.
Yona: Griffon and pony are so considerate to friends.
Sandbar: Yup.
Ocellus: Well according to my dictionary, “Tush” means “expressing disapproval, impatience and dismissal. So you’re both seem on par for number one there.
Gallus: That hurt our feelings, ‘Cell!
Smolder: Want me to cauterise the wound?
Sandbar: Um…. Mercy?
Sandbar: Hah! April Foals!
Yona: *waves hoof in front of frozen Rainbow* Um. Professor is broken
Ocellus: Oh dear. I think our joke went a bit too far.
Silverstream: You know, You all look really pretty in those wigs. They suit you
Smolder: I hate it. As soon as we fix the Professor, This wig is coming off. I think Gallus and Sandbar’s are a crime against nature, personally.
Sandbar: Why just us?
Gallus: She’s just jealous that we pull this off better than her.
Smolder: Yeah. My pride is so wounded that the boys of our group are better at dressing up as little fillies.
Gallus: Your point is made. It’s coming off now.
Happy 200th Post + April Foals day!
Silverstream: Me next! Me next!
Sandbar: For wrestling?
Silverstream: No. For sitting on Yona.
Yona: *grumbles* Griffon will Get off now.
Gallus: But I’m comfortable now. You’re surprisingly plush.
Yona: Yona apologises. She will repeat. Griffon will get off or Yona will sit on him.
Gallus: Message received and understood *hops off*
Ocellus: You’d think Gallus would be wary of Yona, the amount of times she’s gotten one over on him.
Smolder: What can we say? He’s a glutton for punishment.