Sandbar: That pun was snow terrible.
Ocellus: *pouts* I tried!
Gallus: I blame the cold.
Smolder: Strange that the most dictionary-like of all of us struggles at word-plays.
SIlverstream: Huh? I thought it was funny!
Yona: So did Yona!
Ocellus: Humph! At least I know who here appreciates me *throws a snowball at Sandbar*
Ocellus: Awww Yona! *hugs the Yak* I didn’t know the blanket was so dear to you.
Gallus: I guess it’s normal for most creatures to have something like that which they value deeply from their cubhood.
Yona: Yes! Always good to have something from when young or when away from home.
Smolder: I didn’t have something like that. Granted - flammable objects
weren’t popular in the Dragonlands - at least not in the way you’d think
they would be.
Silverstream: Oooooh! *peers closely* Do youuu have a blankey Gaaaallllus?
Gallus: Huh? No! Gerrof’ me.
Sandbar: Hah! You totally do! Quick Silver! Let’s go raid his room!
Smolder: So yeah, that sounds pretty accurate for Silver.
Ocellus: Except for her back legs of course, which are hooved.
Gallus: Which seems so weird to me. Being unable to wriggle my hind paws just sounds wrong…
Smolder: Agreed. How do you survive as a species?
Sandbar: Um… hello? Some of us are purely hooved creatures and we do alright! Right Yona?
Yona: Yeah! Hooves are best!
Silverstream: Chirp chirp.
Yona: Yak is warmest.
Smolder: Wait wait… You were cold ‘Cell, and you went to Yona? I get she’s fluffy, but I breathe fire! Surely that counts for something
Gallus: Hey, don’t knock Silver and I out either. Feathers are very comfortable in cold climates
Silverstream: Yuh-huh! We can get SUPER warm! Especially with Winghugs. Those are the best, right Gallus?
Gallus: No comment on that part.
Sandbar: They’re all compelling arguments. We ponies just tend to wear scarves. So, final verdict, what do you say, Cell?
Ocellus: Mfmzmz *dozes off in the fluff*
Smolder: You win for now, Yona *peers*
Sandbar: What’s not to like about Wednesday! It’s halfway through the week!
Gallus: Debatable. The week is seven days long and it’s the third day.
Sandbar: Yes, but you have the weekend. So a week is only five days, therefore it’s in the middle
Ocellus: So if a week is five days, then what is the weekend plus the week called?
Yona: A week
Smolder: But Sandbar just said that, at least in Equestria, a week is five days.
Yona: Yes?
Silverstream: So together are they a weekendweek?
Ocellus: Or do Ponies think of the weekend like book-ends, one day either side, because then Wednesday is the middle of the week.
Gallus: Everything comes back to books with you ‘Cell…
Smolder: This is just confusing - Wake me up on Saturday.
Silverstream: *scratches mane* I don’t even know when Saturday is now…
Smolder: So who won the bet?
Ocellus: I think everyone did…
Sandbar: Except Gallus. How’s the tail, mate?
Gallus: *grumbles and hugs tail* Didn’t need to bite that hard on it.
Yona: Griffon didn’t say Yona could not. Yona only did what he asked.
Gallus: Sarcasm, Yona. Do you not speak that in Yakyakistan?
Yona: *rolls eyes* No. Yaks do not speak sarcasm in Yakyakistan.
Silverstream: Wait…. were you being sarcastic?
Ocellus: Well technically she isn’t in Yakyakistan at the moment…
Gallus: Yakkity Yak?
Silverstream: Don’t talk back!
Yona: Griffon will get out. Now.
Smolder: Huh, what about Silver?
Gallus: Yeah! Why am I being picked on.
Yona: Because Griffon doesn’t help Yona with her braids.
Gallus: …I could try? Would it mean that I can stay here?
Ocellus: I predict about thirteen things could possibly go wrong with that…
Sandbar: I’ll take that bet. Raise to seventeen.
Ocellus: Deal.
Smolder: I bet on Thirty
Gallus: Oh come on! How hard can it be?
Yona: Can Yona place bet on a hundred?
Silverstream: Gallus! That wasn’t funny! Coming as a Zombie Storm King is just mean! *pouts*
Gallus: Myeh. I scared you so I won. Is that kelp in your mane?
Silverstream: Yuh-huh! it seemed the easiest thing to finish off my appearance as the evil queen of the changelings.
Ocellus: Close enough. The horn was spot on Silver!
Gallus: That brings me onto you. Who on earth is scared of Princess Luna?
Smolder: Myeh. Dragons aren’t scared of anything. We’d go claw to claw with a hydra. But how do you fight your dreams? It’s unnerving!
Sandbar: I guess so. So you’re a dog Yona?
Yona: Yes! Yak is best dog. Griffon hates dogs! He keeps jumping into sky to avoid them
Gallus: Hmph. I do not!
Silverstream: You so do! You even make a little squeal.
Smolder: So Sandbar is Timberwolf?
Sandbar: Yup. Yona doesn’t like ‘em. Something about the creaking they make in the darkness. And you’re… a bat…
Smolder: a VAMPIRE bat!
Sandbar: Well you can just stay up there. Away from me. All night.
Students will return on Monday after their inevitable sugar crash!
Gallus: Also… Y’know… Thanks for the other stuff you said.
Ocellus: D’awww! He’s blushing!
Smolder: Is little Gallywally feeling embarrassed at being fawned over?
Gallus: Shaddup
Silverstream: It’s okay Gally! It just means you’re loved by everycreature.
Yona: Yes! Yona loves all friends! Yak friends are best friends.
Sandbar: Here here!
Gallus: *Growls* That’s it. I’m teaming up with Professor Dash to zap you all in two days time.
Smolder: *cackles*
Gallus: Do you think we could take the jewels the Crystal Heart’s aura makes and sell it?
Sandbar: You mean in Ponyville?
Gallus: No, Yakyakistan *rolls eyes* Of course Ponyville. There must be a market for this sorta stuff.
Yona: Why not Yakyakistan? Yaks like gems too. Just not as much as ponies.
Smolder: Aren’t there hundreds of tunnels near or around Ponyville with gems of every kind inside?
Gallus: Yeah but… who actually goes to them?
Ocellus: I guess you could sell them. But the profit margin would be very bad and you’d have to sell them very expensively if you want to make this a business.
Silverstream: How come? I want to sell some bling too!
Ocellus: Well you’d have to make the return journey to the Crystal Empire just to get new stock. And that’s before we even know if this stuff is permanent.
Gallus: Bah
