Sandbar: Oh come on! We don’t panic that much.
Gallus: Fine. You may not panic much. You just freak out loads.
Yona: Ponies also overreact.
Ocellus: And worry.
Smolder: And lose their minds.
Silverstream: And go hysterical.
Sandbar: Oh come on! That all only happens in extreme circumstances.
Smolder: Sandbar. That was all last Tuesday.
Yona: Yona warned you
Gallus: Ow….
Sandbar: Woah, what’s up with all the plasters?
Ocellus: *carefully applying another plaster to Gallus’ ear* SOMECREATURE didn’t pay attention to the signs
Silverstream: *gigglesnorts* It looks like you fell asleep in a thorny Everfree vinetrap!
Gallus: Bite me, Hippofish
Smolder: Looks like Yona beat her to the punch. Never underestimate a Yak’s jaw-strength. She ain’t lettin’ go no matter how much you flail.
Ocellus: I should start charging bits! You’re the only one I end up using my first aid stuff on.
Yona: Sandbar best! What flavour Sandbar get?
Sandbar: Strawberry Mint!
Yona: *frowns* Yona forgive Sandbar for not getting proper flavour. Sandbar still friend.
Sandbar: I can always take it back-
Yona: No! Yona happy.
Silverstream: D’aww. That’s so adorable. Hey Gallus, Can I have your milkshake?
Gallus: Go buy your own.
Silverstream: Aww….
Smolder: *snickers* What’s the chances that Sandbar tried his own milkshake and realised how disgusting it tasted?
Ocellus: Pretty high. That or he’s scared of getting brain freeze again.
Silverstream: Heeeey Yona! Whatcha eating?
Yona: *swallows* Rock Candy.
Gallus: Wait, you can eat that stuff? I thought it was just a phase Professor Pinkie was going through.
Smolder: Oooh. Does it taste like Gems? Tell me it tastes like gems!
Yona: *blinks* Rock candy tastes like rock candy. Yona not eaten gems before.
Smolder: You should! They’re a delicacy. It fills your belly in all the right ways.
Ocellus: I don’t know. I tried Gems once when shape-shifting and it just felt like i was swallowing gravel. Yick!
Sandbar: Ouch
Smolder: I know! isn’t it great!?!
*pop*
Gallus: And how much damage did it cost to have the school repaired over the weekend?
Yona: Headmare Twilight said something about Emergency Yakyakistani Refurbishment Bursary. Said it was covered!
*pop*
Ocellus: Wow! Princess Twilight really plans for everything!
Smolder: Clearly not everything, or she would have had shock-absorbers built around the mountain.
Sandbar: Oh, and she wouldn’t have let a little filly try to destroy the concept of magic from within her own school
*pop*
Silverstream: Come on! You can’t plan for everything!
Gallus: Doesn’t stop her from trying. Speaking of which, when are you allowed to be removed from that bubble-wrap, Yona?
*pop*
Yona: After weekend *grumble*..
Silverstream: That was so sweet!
Ocellus:
D’awwww! I can feel the emotions from here!
Smolder: Myeh
Yona: What boys think?
Gallus: What did we just watch?
Sandbar: Shhh. Keep eye contact. It can’t move if you don’t look away!
Sandbar: Those don’t sound like real classes.
Smolder: Well duh. But then, “Generosity” “Loyalty” and “Kindness” don’t seem like real classes either.
Silverstream: I guess you have a point. Although I did take a class called “Kelp and Ladder formation” whilst in Seaquestria so I guess anything can be a class!
Ocellus: Really? Kelp? How can that be used to make a ladder?
Silverstream: Turns out It can’t! It was a really short class.
Yona: Well Yona Smash and Stomp class will be Best!
Gallus: I’m sure it will be. Let me know when it is - I’ll be sure to put in some earplugs and move to the next town over in preparation.
Yona: Yay! 2000! And there are no big bugs!
Ocellus: So what’s our next goal? 3000?
Smolder: Pfft. You think too small, little ‘ling. Now, we aim for A MILLION!
Gallus: Isn’t that aiming a little bit -too- high?
Sandbar: I reckon she aimed that high so we don’t need to do milestone posts anymore.
Silverstream: Oooooh. You’re such a smart cookie, Smoldy.
Ocellus: Oooh. Cookie?
Silverstream: Awwww. Who can say no to those eyes?
Gallus: Me.
Sandbar: Dude, why’re you so cold on Yona?
Ocellus: Ooooh! I remember why!
Gallus: Don’t say it.
Smolder: I remember too *snerks* The last time she chased after a stick, she grabbed your tail and ran through three hedges!
Yona: Griffon looked like porcupine!
Gallus: It was four hedges. And a pond. Also shut up.
Yona: Besides. Yaks more aerodynamic than Pony. Yona cannot move as quickly in small pony body.
Gallus: How does that even work? Surely Yaks should be slower.
Yona: Yaks pure concentrated strength. Pony like feather. Yak like rock. Rock flies further and faster than feather.
Sandbar: At least her priorities haven’t changed. Still the same Yak we know.
Silverstream: Although you are REALLY ADORABLE as a pony, Yona! Not that you’re not equally adorable as a Yak.
Smolder: Is anyone else not going to mention how there are now TWO award statues of Yaks lying around the campus.
Ocellus: Oh dear…
