Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?
Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?
Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things
Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!
Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”
Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.
Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.
Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!
Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?
Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!
Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme
Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!
Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow
Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!
Smolder: Woah… That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind…
Gallus + Sandbar: NO!
Student Six will return in the New Year!
Sandbar: Oh Sweet Luna, Not again!
Smolder: You’d think as the home species, she would be more capable with that instrument. What’s it called?
Silverstream: I can’t quite remember… an Ocellophone?
Gallus: Ocellus is the instrument?
Ocellus: No, silly. It’s a “Yovidaphone”
Yona: Yovidaphone sacred traditional Yak instrument! This one is mine, a gift from Papa-Yak for my last birthday!
Silverstream: So shiny…I want to touch…
Silverstream: COOKEHS!
Yona: Nuh! Yona waited patiently for friends. Was very painful but Yona waited. Friend Silverstream must wait too
Silverstream: Awwwww…
Ocellus: Where are Smolder and Sandbar anyway?
Gallus: Behind the tree over there eating the other plate of cookies that they found.
Sandbar: Gahfuush!!
Smolder: Traitor!
Silverstream: Yaks are TOTALLY huggable. So warm and fuzzy.
Yona: What Yona can say. Yaks best huggers.
Sandbar: *whines*
Smolder: Ugh fine. You can go join in the hug. Just don’t drag me into it
Sandbar: Whoopee!
Gallus: He behaves like such a kid sometimes.
Ocellus: Uh… you do know we ARE all technically kids.
Gallus: Technicalities
Yona: Yak horns now pretty!
Ocellus: Wait! You only put them on two of your legs. Won’t the other two get cold?
Yona: Silly question. Yak built for cold. Why would Yak legs need protection.
Gallus: But then why would your horns need to be- you know what. I’m not even going to ask. I feel the question would be asinine.
Sandbar: Oooh Look at you. Using your “Word of the day” calenders Silverstream got you from her homeland
Silverstream: I knew those were worth it! The Mount Aris board of Tourism strikes again! Bwha!
Smolder: Yeeeeah… Giving a dragon a present made of paper wasn’t your smartest idea Silver…
Yona: Professor Rockhoof teaching Yona how to dig fast!
Gallus: *shudder* Soon the only place safe from Yak Smash will be in the skies. Underground, overground, no creature is safe.
Sandbar: I hadn’t thought of that. Mind giving me a lift?
Smolder: You’re sure in a rush to get back in the sky again, ever since you almost plummeted to your doom during a school trip.
Silverstream: Sandbar has shaken off concussions, Dragonfire, pizza-based food poisoning. I’m pretty sure he was over gravity’s mortal perils an hour later!
Ocellus: I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about his lack of self-preservation…
Ocellus: So in short, we do. But it’s usually comecreature elses.
Yona: Why is mailpony still giving Yona mail?
Gallus: Let’s see who it’s for. Maybe it’s just a mistaken iden- nope. It’s for Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *peeks over Smolder’s spines* OOOOH? MAIL? She’s so smart. She knew I’d be here.
Smolder: Ack! Where did she come from?
Sandbar: Need you even ask?
Silverstream: You’re so silly Smolder. When a daddy and a mummy love each other very much…
Smolder: Nope. Nope. Gonna nope right out of here.
studentsix:
Yona: WOOHOO! WE BEST!
Smolder: Wait. We got this many people to follow us and WITHOUT crushing all who are weak before us? Ponies are weird
Gallus: They come for the books and stay for the birb *Flex*
Ocellus: *giggles* What did you just call yourself?
Silverstream: He called himself a birb!
Gallus: N-no I didn’t!
Sandbar: What even is a birb? It sound like you burped but tried to hide it.
Yona: So why we posting this again?
Ocellus: Just to thank those creatures who follow us who may have missed it. We do post at a weird time for somecreatures.
Gallus: Myeh. Can’t they just look at stuff they missed?
Smolder: Not if they’re like you. You just follow everybody
Sandbar: She’s got you there. How many are we following now?
Silverstream: OOOH I know the answer! We follow ALL of our followers and more! I think we were at 1170 last time i checked.
