Ocellus: I have so many questions, and I don’t know where to start.
Smolder: I’ll start. What type of Tea is that, Yona?
Yona: Vanilla Chai! Best Yak tea. Good for doing homework on long snowy nights!
Gallus: *sniffs* It does smell nice…
Silverstream: Sandy, you thinking what I’m thinking?
Sandbar: Tea par-
Silverstream: TEA PARTY!
Gallus: GET OFF ME!
Sandbar: Now now, Gallus. We’re making a comprehensive report for our viewers on where you’re ticklish. They DID ask, after all.
Yona: Yak Honour binds us to do so!
Gallus: Ahaha! Stop it! Ack!
Ocellus: *chewing popcorn* Should we not intervene?
Smolder: Why would we do that? This is a spectator sport.
Silverstream: Besides. I thought Griffons were tough! Two on one should be no problem for him. YOU CAN DO IT GALLUS! Whoop!
Gallus: TRAITORS!
Sandbar: Wow! Your hoofwriting was REALLY bad, Yona!
Yona: Yak schools not focus on hoofwriting. Yak schools focus on Yak culture!
Smolder: Personally, I don’t know how any of you write with hooves. It’s so… wrong.
Ocellus: Well hoof-writing is a bit difficult but writing with your mouth is a lot simpler.
Gallus: HOW is that simpler? That makes even LESS sense!! How much dexterity can you get in your jaw to write as fast as talons and claws?
Silverstream: Don’t forget, some creatures don’t even need to use hooves and mouths! They use MAAAGIC! What’s it like to write using magic, Ocellus?
Ocellus: Sparkly.
Smolder: I can’t even…
Yona: *whoosh*
Gallus: Hey Ocellus… is there another strange Equestrian artefact which we haven’t been told of?
Sandbar: The Fabric of Fluff?
Silverstream: I WANT THAT BLANKET!
Ocellus: I-I cannot find anything!!! I don’t understand!
Ocellus: Weakness identified! Attack!
Sandbar: Rawr!
Yona: Friends no play fair! Not equal teams!
Smolder: The only rule in battle is to win!
Gallus: Can’t argue with statistics. Most battles are won by those with the superior force!
Silverstream: FOR SEAQUESTRIA! *leaps on top of everycreature*
Ocellus: BUBBLESS!!
Silverstream: I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
Yona: Bubbles best!
Smolder: Heh. is it normal for people to go goo-goo over bubbles all the time? The only bubbles I saw often before coming here were in Lava
Gallus: Nah. those three are just special cases, right Sandbar?
Sandbar: BUBBLES!!!
Gallus: Looks like we’ve lost him…
Silverstream: SNUGGLEEEES! Come here Smoldy!
Smolder: GERROF! And stop trying to tickle me! It doesn’t work!
Yona: What is “Ancient Containment Seal”? Yona no have fish on side of her hair! That ribbon!
Gallus: Yona, For the sake of all life in this school, never remove those Seals. I say this out of respect to all living creatures.
Ocellus: Also, Seals aren’t fish, they’re mammals!
Sandbar: What would changelings be? They’re basically every species possible. Mammals? Insects? Fish?
Ocellus: I am NOT an insect! I’m a Tetrapod!
Smolder: Did the Yak know his way through the mountains caves or something?
Yona: No! SHE used magical barbed horns to charge through the mountain and MAKE tunnel. That is YAK way!
Silverstream: Woah! That Yak girl sounds CRAZY strong!
Ocellus: Hmmm
Gallus: Something bugging you, Ocellus?
Ocellus: No… it’s just…. That reminds me of several other stories I read in the library.
Sandbar: The big question I have is…. How did Yona put barbed wire onto their horns? And how can we get it off of her as soon as possible…
Sandbar: You know what’s scary?
Ocellus: No? What?
Sandbar: Yona was probably right about Yaks being the best at friendship. There’s no way I’d let you crawl on top of me like that
Smolder: Yeeeeah… I can see that being a bit disturbing
Gallus: That’s because we have a concept called Personal Space.
Silverstream: We do?
Smolder: No. WE do. You don’t.
Yona: That makes hippogriffs also best at friendship like Yaks?
Yona: Hard to take it serious when you call it a cutie mark. Although Yona still wants Yak cutie mark.
Smolder: Yeah, what’s up with that. Why not a “Destiny Sign” or something more catchy.
Silverstream: Aww. I think it sounds cute.
Sandbar: It’s not meant to be cute! It’s an important sign of your coming of age!
Ocellus: Oooh. So it’s like when Griffons have their “First Feathering”. they get all fluffy and aren’t able to fly and-
Gallus: Not. Another. Word.
