Yona: Griffon saw nothing.

Gallus: Griffon saw nothing. Got it

Sandbar: What did you see nothing about?

Yona: He saw nothing about anything

Smolder: Sounds about right. Some stuff just goes right over his head.

Silverstream: Like clouds! Clouds go over your head all the time, Gallus

Ocellus: Is anycreature going to ask why Yona has a moustache?

Yona: Changeling saw nothing.

Smolder: Come participate in this weeks raffle! Or don’t. I’m not bothered.

Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?

Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?

Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things

Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!

Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”

Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.

Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.

Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!

Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?

Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!

Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme

Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!

Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow

Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!

Smolder: Woah… That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind…

Gallus + Sandbar: NO!

Student Six will return in the New Year!

Sandbar: Oh Sweet Luna, Not again!

Smolder: You’d think as the home species, she would be more capable with that instrument. What’s it called?

Silverstream: I can’t quite remember… an Ocellophone?

Gallus: Ocellus is the instrument?

Ocellus: No, silly. It’s a “Yovidaphone”

Yona: Yovidaphone sacred traditional Yak instrument! This one is mine, a gift from Papa-Yak for my last birthday!

Silverstream: So shiny…I want to touch…

Silverstream: COOKEHS!

Yona: Nuh! Yona waited patiently for friends. Was very painful but Yona waited. Friend Silverstream must wait too

Silverstream: Awwwww…

Ocellus: Where are Smolder and Sandbar anyway?

Gallus: Behind the tree over there eating the other plate of cookies that they found.

Sandbar: Gahfuush!!

Smolder: Traitor!

Silverstream: Yaks are TOTALLY huggable. So warm and fuzzy.

Yona: What Yona can say. Yaks best huggers.

Sandbar: *whines*

Smolder: Ugh fine. You can go join in the hug. Just don’t drag me into it

Sandbar: Whoopee!

Gallus: He behaves like such a kid sometimes.

Ocellus: Uh… you do know we ARE all technically kids.

Gallus: Technicalities

Yona: Yona best at original slogans

Sandbar: Not sure that one is original. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard it before.

Gallus: It does have a ring to it

SIlverstream: This will be so exciting! I can’t wait!!

Ocellus: Aren’t we doing it already

Smolder: I feel none of us have explained this very well

Princess Luna: Then allow my sister and I to explain it for thee.

Students: PRINCESSES???

Princess Celestia: Good day, my lovely creatures. It’s so very nice to see you. And to all of YOU out there too.

Princess Luna: Allow us to explain the situation more clearly. Please do not be afraid. The Students of Twilight’s school of Friendship are not going anywhere.

Princess Celestia: Quite so. What is happening is more of a…. friendship report - I guess you could say. They will be continue sharing their adventures in Ponyville with you all here…

Princess Luna: … and simultaneously they’ll be forwarding those reports to another group of eager ponies. Eventually there will come a time when both groups will be updated at the same time.

Princess Celestia: Now why is this happoening? Well - It’s always good to have copies of reports. I dare say, if the Golden Oaks library had the only copy of all of young Twilight’s books, Equestia would be a far less knowledgeable place. This is just to let more people share in these tales.

Princess Luna: You too, are more than welcome to read these reports. By clicking on the words of my sister and I, you shall be teleported to their repository. Do take care though - there are many ponies around studying!

Princess Celestia: We must bid you farewell for now, my little ponies. Have a lovely day

Princess Luna: Fare thee well, commoners!

Princess Celestia: Luna!

Yona: Yak horns now pretty!

Ocellus: Wait! You only put them on two of your legs. Won’t the other two get cold?

Yona: Silly question. Yak built for cold. Why would Yak legs need protection.

Gallus: But then why would your horns need to be- you know what. I’m not even going to ask. I feel the question would be asinine.

Sandbar: Oooh Look at you. Using your “Word of the day” calenders Silverstream got you from her homeland

Silverstream: I knew those were worth it! The Mount Aris board of Tourism strikes again! Bwha!

Smolder: Yeeeeah… Giving a dragon a present made of paper wasn’t your smartest idea Silver…

Yona: Professor Rockhoof teaching Yona how to dig fast!

Gallus: *shudder* Soon the only place safe from Yak Smash will be in the skies. Underground, overground, no creature is safe.

Sandbar: I hadn’t thought of that. Mind giving me a lift?

Smolder: You’re sure in a rush to get back in the sky again, ever since you almost plummeted to your doom during a school trip.

Silverstream: Sandbar has shaken off concussions, Dragonfire, pizza-based food poisoning. I’m pretty sure he was over gravity’s mortal perils an hour later!

Ocellus: I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about his lack of self-preservation…

Ocellus: So in short, we do. But it’s usually comecreature elses.

Yona: Why is mailpony still giving Yona mail?

Gallus: Let’s see who it’s for. Maybe it’s just a mistaken iden- nope. It’s for Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *peeks over Smolder’s spines* OOOOH? MAIL? She’s so smart. She knew I’d be here.

Smolder: Ack! Where did she come from?

Sandbar: Need you even ask?

Silverstream: You’re so silly Smolder. When a daddy and a mummy love each other very much…

Smolder: Nope. Nope. Gonna nope right out of here.