Sandbar: Aww. Spoilsport. You weren’t this grumpy when we played cavalry battle last week.

Gallus: THIS week Yona is our opponent. I’d rather forfeit  than risk a concussion.

Yona: Griffon is learning Yak superiority.

Gallus: I’m more than aware of what happens when bird hits cliff-face thankyouverymuch.

Silverstream: Yeah! We’re an awesome team Yonaaaa!

Smolder: Hey ‘Cell. Next time we’re against the boys, turn into a Yak!

Ocellus: Mhmm! Sounds like a plan!

Sandbar: Ponyfeathers…

Gallus: Why is she acting like a dog?

Sandbar: Huh? But she’s not mining for gems, how is she acting like a dog?

Smolder: Wait? Dogs hunt gems? But that’s a Dragon thing?

Silverstream: Oooh. Dragons breath fire though. Didn’t Gallus say Griffons can breathe fire?

Smolder: GALLUS!?

Gallus: Myeh?

Ocellus: Silver can transform too, but I find it fascinating!

Yona: And Changeling knocked over tower on first school day. Makes good yak.

Gallus: Or a crabby chick

Yona: Or cross calf

Silverstream: Or a fractious fry!

Smolder: STOP COMPARING ME TO A BABY!

Ocellus: What? Littlelings are cute too

Gallus: Going to contribute, Sandbar?

Sandbar: I’m trying to find something to alliterate with Foal. Silverstream took the best word!

Ocellus: Furious foal?

Sandbar: Myeh. It’ll do.

Smolder: WHY DID NOCREATURE TELL ME? I was out like this for the whole day!!

Gallus: We thought you were trying out a new look.

Yona: Yona thought the reason was Griffon was scared Dragon would cook him.

Gallus: Yeah, that too.

Smolder: Silver! ‘Cellus! Why didn’t you two say something?

Ocellus: I-I’ve been in the library all day! I left before you even got up

Silverstream: Say what? Oh hey Smoldy! You have something on your face!

Smolder: *faceclaw*

Sandbar: Never underestimate a ponies affinity for wanton doodling.

Gallus: What do you mean you couldn’t think of anything? You’re you!

Sandbar: Yeah. You’re usually produce as much party paraphernalia as Professor Pinkie Pie!

Silverstream: *whines* But you put so much pressure on me! And it was last minute too!

Sandbar: So? I held up a sign for my milestone. That worked for me

Smolder: Dude, you literally scrawled “100 Followers” and then covered up the number in the presentation. You have no high ground here.

Ocellus: It’s okay Silvy! I’m sure they’ll love all… one two three… seven…. fourteen…. thirty nine of your signs?

Yona: Boys being very bad! Peer pressure not good for friendship. Friend Silverstream should not be rushed to make her stone-mile banner.

Gallus: Maybe so, but It’s not much of a milestone if post four hundred and seventeen is patting you on the back for post four hundred…

Silverstream: *whimpers* But then Four hundred and seventeen will need a banner too, to prevent from hurting his feelings.

Smolder: What cyclic beast from Tartarus have you just birthed…

Gabby: You are not taller than me! See! I can see over your head easily!

Gallus: You’re standing up you gibbering goof *rolls eyes*

Yona: Griffon really is small?

Sandbar: I don’t think he’s much shorter than the othergriffs we’ve seen-

Silverstream: Gabbbbyyyyy *glomps* It’s been so long!

Smolder: You literally said the same thing last week.

Silverstream: Yeah but i didn’t hug her!

Ocellus: I don’t know if I’d describe that as a hug. It was more like a precision airstrike…

Gabby: *gigglesnorts* Don’t be so silly! It’s great to see you too Silvy!

Sandbar: Are you sure that’s true, Yona?

Yona: What Sandbar saying? Of course it is true! Yaks know how important Yaks are to world. We learn about it during sacred Yak rituals.

Ocellus: I’d really like to hear about these rituals sometime Yona! You don’t often find literature on Yak Cultures…

Gallus: Of course not. There’s no stationary shops in Yakyakistan to buy quills, pencils and paper. They wouldn’t be able to write books without materials! Silly bugling.

Smolder: I can’t picture a Yak Businessman setting up a chain of stores in Yakyakistan…

Silverstream: *snorts and giggles* I can! And it’s really funny!

Gallus: Way to kill an entire lesson’s worth of time Smolder! Easiest hour of napping I’ve had so far.

Ocellus: I really enjoyed it!

Silverstream: I learnt so much! I never knew they were able to varnish a ponies room!

Sandbar: Banish ponies to the moon.

Silverstream: Oooh. That makes way more sense now.

Yona: Yona bored. Yona knew all this already.

Twilight: That’s very good Yona! I’m pleased you’re taking a proactive approach to your studies. I’m sure there are some things you can touch up on about the elements though-

Yona: No. Yak memory is best. Yona remembers all

Smolder: I call rubbish at that! No way your memory is that good

Ocellus: I don’t understand how this is meant to be a friendship lesson

Discord: Oh come now! it’s obvious what lesson i’m referencing! Waiting for you all to get it is like watching grass grow.

Yona: Yona thinks Draconequus is being silly.

Silverstream: Oooh! He looks just like how Professor Dash said Professor Rarity looked like when Trixie was in town for the first time!

Discord: Ding ding ding! Points to the winged pink sea-sausage!

Smolder: That’s not even a friendship lesson! Trixie just turned Professor Rarity’s mane green because she could!

Discord: I’m sure there’s a friendship lesson there. Go ask your other teachers. They’ll know.

Gallus: JUST TURN ME BLUE AGAIN.

Sandbar: Nothing wrong with being green *grumbles*

Smolder: Oh hey, the dynamic duo is up to it again.

Ocellus: We can’t help it! It’s so much fun!

Yona: What fun about finding small critters?

Silverstream: Come on Yona! They’re adorable!

Yona: Yona prefer to stay away. Yona no want to… um.. Yona no want to hurt critter.

Gallus: Agreed. I’ll just stay up here.

Sandbar: Definitely not because you’re scared. And do you need to use Yona’s horns as a perch?

Gallus: So Silverstream can use them but I can’t? How unfair is that!

Yona: *blinks* Griffon is where?

Smolder: Such a lightweight. In both definitions.