Gallus: But in all seriousness. What IS beneath your blanket?
Yona: Yona’s…. back?
Smolder: Really? That’s all you’re giving us? Nothing else?
Yona: Yona’s…coat?
Ocellus: I’m just amazed at how unmovable it is? Even when running it barely even budged.
Silverstream: Yeah! When you fell into the water during that field trip, it didn’t even waft in the water. That’s…… AMAZING!!!
Sandbar: um…Guys. That statue is looking at me funny again.
Smolder: So the true question is, who is she the MOST protective of?
Silverstream: Awww. Don’t make me pick. That’s mean
Yona: Obviously Yona. Because Yaks best.
Gallus: I thought Yaks strongest. So why do you need someone to be protective of you?
Yona: um… Yona mean Yaks most protective. Yona no need protection.
Sandbar: It’s probably Ocellus. She’s the most naïve and helpless of all of us. Plus she’s so small
Ocellus: *pouts* I still have fangs and the ability to drain you of your love, Sandy. I’m not that helpless.
Ocellus: I swear this place is out to get me sometimes.
Rainbow Dash: Yeeeah. We don’t roll that way. Also you got some of my colours slightly wrong. But it’s mostly cool.
Gallus: I’m fairly certain whenever the word “Cool” is mentioned, the professor just gravitates towards the speaker.
Smolder: At least she hasn’t imitated us recently for any more pranks.
Silverstream: Yeah…. except for that time she turned into Smolder so I could then change her appearance to see what would happen when we finally convinced you to do it. Heh. That was fun.
Yona: Yeah. Dragonfish was very…. interesting.
Smolder: WHAT!?!?!
Sandbar: *noms on crisps* It’s good when it isn’t me being grilled…
Smolder: Next time, Gallus, you can check how deep it is.
Yona: Don’t you mean how high cliff is?
Smolder: No. How deep the water is. After I bind your wings. You still suck at swimming
Silverstream: He’s not that bad! he’s getting better!
Sandbar: Silverstream, he swims like a drunken cat got shot with a
tranquilliser dart. Twice. And then continued drinking
Gallus: Yeah well, Silver would save me by turning me into an awesome shark or something! Tiger shark!
Ocellus: If we’re going for the naming puns, then you’re equally likely to be a Catfish… or a Sealion
Smolder: Are Hippogriffs always so clingy?
Yona: And fuzzy.
Gallus: Yes. and… maybe? I don’t know.
Ocellus: Do Hippogriffs have a fuzz-scale
Sandbar: I think we should start one. Any excuse for a field trip to Mount Aris.
Silverstream: Did someone say FIELD TRIP?!?!!
Silverstream: Don’t we get a say in this?
Gallus: No.
Sandbar: Nada.
Smolder: Have you considered that none of us care?
Gallus: Nope.
Yona: Griffon and pony are so considerate to friends.
Sandbar: Yup.
Ocellus: Well according to my dictionary, “Tush” means “expressing disapproval, impatience and dismissal. So you’re both seem on par for number one there.
Gallus: That hurt our feelings, ‘Cell!
Smolder: Want me to cauterise the wound?
Sandbar: Um…. Mercy?
Smolder: I mean… Really. “Orb of Doom”? Who names an artifact like that?
Sandbar: Maybe they were very forgetful and needed reminding which orb it was?
Silverstream: It could have also been Mr. Doom’s orb? Like the Staff of Sacanas, I assume, belonged to somecreature called Sacanas.
Yona: But what if many creature had same name?
Gallus: Then you better hope that they all had similar mindsets. if Mr. Doom #1 was a lovely guy with the cure for scalerot in his orb whilst Mr. Doom #2 had a bunch of honey badgers locked inside…
Ocellus: Eeeeeh… We just said Equestria isn’t subtle. I don’t think anycreature has enough irony or nuance to have an evil-sounding name but be good.
Sandbar: What about Discord
Gallus: What about Discord.
Sandbar: What do we even say to this?
Silverstream: Nothing! So is everyone excited about tomorrow?
Smolder: No.
Ocellus: I am! I am! I am!
Gallus: What’s there to be excited about. It’s just a test.
Ocellus: I know! Isn’t it GREAT!?!
Smolder: No.
Yona: Yona knew changeling was from a long way away. Yona didn’t realise it was another planet.
No update tomorrow! Check back Thursday!
Sandbar: Know what I find most amusing?
Smolder: Aside from the whole situation? *snorts*
Sandbar: Aside from that. Is that the one who gets stuck is one of the Three amongst us with naturally prehensile claws.
Yona: And one of the four who can fly.
Ocellus: Not to mention one of the two who can also change shape
Silverstream: STOP TEASING ME AND GET THIS OFF!
Gallus: No.
Over 1 Hippofishes a year are mildly inconvenienced by cardboard boxes.
Look after your Hippofish. Flatten your boxes.
- A mildly
inconvenienced
Hippofish.
Silverstream: Wait. That’s a fin? I thought it was your mane! It’s so soft and floofy!
Yona: But… changeling said she’s not bug. But not pony. But has fins. Changeling is fish?
Sandbar: Well I guess she can BECOME a fish
Smolder: I guess being here is like being a fish out of water ‘Cell?
Ocellus: I’M NOT A FISH!
Gallus: Are you Re-EEL-y sure?