Gallus: I feel violated. Also What’s a headlight?

Ocellus: I don’t know how I feel about this. Half of these words don’t make sense…

Silverstream: D’awww. You both look so ADORABLE!

Yona: What’s a “Cosplay”

Smolder: *cackling* Look at the ickle Griffon with his peepers and flipflaps! Oh Flames, this is killing me!

Sandbar: Uhm… Smolder. You do realise that if two of us have been done, the rest will likely follow

Smolder: Oh….Dang…

Yona: Dragon not fat…

Smolder: THANK YOU

Yona: …She’s just bigger

Ocellus: Horizontally

Smolder: Don’t make me add you to the “Friendly” fire list, Ocellus.

Silverstream: Oooooh, This is new! Usually it’s just the boys who get cooked.

Gallus: I’m sure the stars will align and the fire will still find us. Or it’ll bounce off Ocellus’ chitin and hit us

Sandbar: Yeah… We’ve pretty much resigned ourselves to that fact.

Smolder: Um…. okay?

Yona: Hmm *peers intently*

Sandbar: Anycreature going to ask him why he has that?

Silverstream: I’LL DO IT! Gallus! Why do you have a pencil behind your ear?

Gallus: Um… to draw?

Ocellus: *facehoof*

Silverstream: WINTER WRAP UP IS A REAL THING!!!!!! OMIGOSH!!

Ocellus: I know where a bunch of information is on it in the library, Silver! Want to go look?

Silverstream: YONA! COME! WE GO NOW!

Yona: We go! Yaks like winter! But Spring nice too!

Smolder: What did we just witness?

Gallus: The birth of the most hyperactive weathergriff in existence…

Sandbar: Wait? How come she’s never heard of Winter Wrap Up? They weren’t Seaponies for long enough to forget were they?

Smolder: She forgot stairs, didn’t she?

Sandbar: That’s a little harsh isn’t it, Ocellus?

Smolder: Yeah! Don’t be mean to your friends

Sandbar: It’s not her fault she was raised in ignorance

Smolder: WHAT?

Gallus: I’m just going to waltz out of here and let you girls discuss this

Silverstream: Omigosh Smoldy! We need to get you some supplies! Shampoo, bubble bath, bath salts! Although I always found bath salts weird. I mean I lived in the ocean all my life and the water is always salty *gigglesnorts* Maybe you’re all trying to imitate us Seaponies!

Ocellus: I don’t think Smolder needs Shampoo. Then again, I’ve never seen how her scales are cleaned *prods them*

Smolder: NO POKING!

Yona: Yak wash by rolling in snow until adequate fluffiness achieved. Yak then head-butt drying tree until all water shaken off. Yak cleaning best and most fun.

Ocellus: That is…. strangely… hypnotic.

Sandbar: Shhh. Almost have it…

Smolder *snickers* This must be killing you, Gallus.

Gallus: Zip it.

Yona: Because Griffon is half cat?

Silverstream: Aww. Little Gally’s Kitten heart is aching for the laser!

Gallus: Half-Lion. And I swear, I will eat your pillow.*fidgets*

Ocellus: Can Hippogriffs even grow moustaches?

Smolder: Dragons can’t. Scales and all that. We can get fins though!

Sandbar: If Griffons can, surely Hippogriffs can.

Gallus: Griffons can’t.

Silverstream: Aww… *moustache falls off* What about that famous chef who came in the other day?

Gallus: Gustave? His is fake. Beaks can’t grow hair like that

Yona: *peers at moustache suspiciously*

Smolder: The bookbug read some books. There’s a shocker!

Silverstream: Ooooh! What books did you read Ocellus? Did you read the one I gave you?

Yona: Changeling given the same book friend Silverstream gave Yona?

Gallus: I’m fairly sure she gave us ALL the same book

Ocellus: Yep! I read it Silverstream. Although I’m not sure I am confident fixing any sinks, yet alone inventing underwater sinks like you requested in your note inside the cover.

Sandbar: How would underwater sinks even work? Would it be like an underwater geyser which pushes out hot water on command? How would you make it go down a drain? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?

Yona: Doesn’t friend Sandbar not want to be the best?

Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things

Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!

Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”

Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.

Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.

Silverstream: Skysky is the best! We go Shellhunting all the time and chasm-careening is the best!

Ocellus: Chasm Careening?

Silverstream: Yeah! We let outselves get taken by the current down into the depths near the base of Mount Aris!

Gallus: Woah! We’ve got to try that

Smolder: That sounds AWESOME! You’re still not transforming me though.

Yona: Yona no see fun in being dragged underwater uncontrollably

Sandbar: Aww C’mon Yona! It’ll be fun. Let’s see you become the first and best Yak Chasmdiver!

Yona: *Scrunches nose*